Msutton
James ThomsonOh no, which fascist billionaire should I root for?
Justin Ferrell
Ian Robinson
Paul Hudson@jamesthomson There is no bad result here.
🏴CMDR GreyAreaUK@jamesthomson Clearly it won’t actually happen - there’ll be some get-out or catch - but if I had to place a bet then I’d probably wager on the late-30-something with gold medals in martial arts, and not on an early-50s egotist with the build and fighting skills of the Pillsbury Doughboy.
Richard Picot@jamesthomson can someone reboot reality?
martynpie@jamesthomson AVP vibes 🤮
John Meadows@jamesthomson Hoping for simultaneous life-altering injuries.
Jonathan Polley@jamesthomson “Two enter and then we turn off the lights and lock the doors”
Robert Watkins@jamesthomson hope for an exciting 12-round match where they both collapse at the end, ala Rocky. But neither has to get up afterwards.
Tony Harris@jamesthomson maybe just cheer for the cage? 😀
Farah@DarthSarcasm @jamesthomson the cage didn’t deserve this, he was just lonely and wanted friends
Jeff Clatworthy@jamesthomson Perhaps the best we can hope for is Mutually Assured Destruction?
Rob Fahrni
Dan Moren@dmoren I don’t even need to ask which one is which.
FreediverX
Nevin@dmoren @jamesthomson “Whoever wins, we lose.” I feel this.
UnHooked@jamesthomson no contest, sick em zuk
@jamesthomson
What matters most is the venue. This epic battle should take place inside an uncertified deep sea submarine overlooking the Titanic’s wreckage.
What matters most is the venue. This epic battle should take place inside an uncertified deep sea submarine overlooking the Titanic’s wreckage.
Anders Gulden Olstad@jamesthomson @mats They should join the race to the bottom which just begun
Brian Grinter@jamesthomson might even kill each other…
misterchief117Root for both giving each other fatal injuries.
Sqot
Jeffy 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇺🇦 ❤️🇱🇺@sqot @jamesthomson You haven't narrowed it down one whit. :)
Ellen Shapiro@jamesthomson root for an asteroid to hit the building where this is taking place
Bruno Scheele@designatednerd @jamesthomson I'm all for the ‘to the death' part of this proposition. Whoever wins, it's all good 👌
Ben Todd----
Mr Musk, who turns 52 later this month, also tweeted: "I have this great move that I call 'The Walrus', where I just lie on top of my opponent & do nothing."
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Grimes can confirm this move.
@jamesthomson Time to root for mutually-assured destruction
3ln4ch0@jamesthomson the cage should be inside a Titan sub
ikantolol@jamesthomson the billionaire that release a silverback gorilla inside the cage
ashpole@jamesthomson I won’t. I just got my Twitter account suspended for using a poo emoji. Wouldn’t mind, I wasn’t even talking about Twitter or Musk 🤣
JD@jamesthomson better be to the death.
bcanedy@jamesthomson Where is the grumpy cat meme that says “I hope both teams lose” when you need it?
Neal OnionsStop That (@[email protected])
Who are you cheering for in the #ElonMusk vs #MarkZuckerberg cage match? [ ] Elon [ ] Mark [ ] The cage [ ] Orcas making an on land attack
Dr. Juande Santander-Vela@jamesthomson reminds me of the Friends character played by Jon Favreau that wants to become the Ultimate Fighting Champ… Melon Tusk might be further away than him from that goal!
Coffee Skeleton@jamesthomson ruh roh. Hasn’t suck been doing MMA?
@CoffeeSkeleton So I heard, but I can’t imagine it will happen.
Arcticulate@jamesthomson Believe it or not, I root for Zuckerberg (if it ever happens). For one, he’s actually into martial arts for real (he would win). Also, I’m so tired of Musk’s random behaviour + refusing to pay bills because he doesn’t want to, basically. Mark is a clown and I hate Meta as a company for all the anti-privacy crap they do, but in the case of Musk, Tesla is a successful company with cars that are pretty good but Musk is a (censored) wreckless evil person as a human 😉
@jamesthomson It’s like choosing to take your car past two different roads: your choice is either A) a short road is on fire, you drive really fast with fireproof tyres and you’re at a high risk of explosion (Elon) … or B) really long and scary ice road, driving with pro winter tyres but you know it’s going to be okay if you take it slow and easy (Mark), except every bit of your ice road driving is monitored and recorded by Mark. You’ll see tyre ads for the rest of your life.
Henry@jamesthomson Bezos should offer to fly the cage into space on one of his blue rockets, and as they reach their altitude his rocket gets hit by that damn car that’s been floating in space for the last few years. Three-fer!
Sir David Nielsen@jamesthomson @donmelton perhaps we could invite Jeff Bezos as well, then borrow a few lions?