Oh no, which fascist billionaire should I root for?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-65981876

Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg agree to hold cage fight

Earlier this month, Meta showed staff plans for a text-based social network designed to compete with Twitter.

BBC News
@jamesthomson Bezos should offer to fly the cage into space on one of his blue rockets, and as they reach their altitude his rocket gets hit by that damn car that’s been floating in space for the last few years. Three-fer!