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SwiftOnSecuritySwift: You can't handle the truth! Darling, we live in a world that looks like a nightmare dressed like a daydream with bridges, and those bridges have to be sung by souls with melodies. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater vocal register than you can possibly fathom!
Tomorrow I will be releasing a narrative arc based on this toot, with fully photoshopped graphics and screenplay. Stay tuned tomorrow!
DarkDust@SwiftOnSecurity And please write a catchy song about it, Tay!
Steve Lhomme@SwiftOnSecurity does it involve three different social media platform?
North Easton 
Adam Katz@SwiftOnSecurity
Since Mastodon shows toots without any indication that they're replies, I was scratching my head for a second before figuring it out.
Since Mastodon shows toots without any indication that they're replies, I was scratching my head for a second before figuring it out.
Charles@SwiftOnSecurity Will it leave me breathless, or with a nasty scar?
Skylar Caulfield 
@SwiftOnSecurity Oh have I missed the taylor swift based memes
TrashPanda@skymtf @SwiftOnSecurity we need her on that wall
miss australiana@SwiftOnSecurity god love taylor <33
Jorge Caballero, MD@SwiftOnSecurity I'm here for the TSwift references
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Aaron Allermann@SwiftOnSecurity She may have needed a bridge after the rain at Foxboro tried to put her in the sea. (Also, the *professionalism* at soldiering on through this.) https://twitter.com/IMN0TALLT00WELL/status/1660591267422543873
Baphnedia@SwiftOnSecurity What ever you do, don't let Sergeant Lamp give you any bright ideas. ^_^
Dan McDonaldNIT - Tay would be more than a 1LT, I'd think. Give her a 2nd silver bar for CAPT, she's over 30 now. Hell maybe even the MAJ leaf?
𝗥𝗬𝗔𝗡 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗭@SwiftOnSecurity I’m excited to see what you can do with the AI image generation. Lots of security awareness images are dying to be made
Dave from accounting@SwiftOnSecurity
Taylor Swift could run for president, and easily win as an independent. But that would mean that she would actually give up power 😎
Taylor Swift could run for president, and easily win as an independent. But that would mean that she would actually give up power 😎
Grrsly Adams Family Vacation@SwiftOnSecurity I was singing bridges into existence while the best parts of you were slid down into the optimal biological position within your gestitational host to ensure a reasonable change of successful reproduction!
I can’t hear you! What’s that? I still can’t hear you. Sound off like you’ve got a choir!
Paul Musgrave@SwiftOnSecurity @yarrriv Weinberg still catching strays
Caleb