Swift: You can't handle the truth! Darling, we live in a world that looks like a nightmare dressed like a daydream with bridges, and those bridges have to be sung by souls with melodies. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater vocal register than you can possibly fathom!
@SwiftOnSecurity I was singing bridges into existence while the best parts of you were slid down into the optimal biological position within your gestitational host to ensure a reasonable change of successful reproduction!
I can’t hear you! What’s that? I still can’t hear you. Sound off like you’ve got a choir!