Swift: You can't handle the truth! Darling, we live in a world that looks like a nightmare dressed like a daydream with bridges, and those bridges have to be sung by souls with melodies. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater vocal register than you can possibly fathom!
Tomorrow I will be releasing a narrative arc based on this toot, with fully photoshopped graphics and screenplay. Stay tuned tomorrow!
@SwiftOnSecurity And please write a catchy song about it, Tay!