SwiftOnSecuritySwift: You can't handle the truth! Darling, we live in a world that looks like a nightmare dressed like a daydream with bridges, and those bridges have to be sung by souls with melodies. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater vocal register than you can possibly fathom!
Dave from accounting@SwiftOnSecurity
Taylor Swift could run for president, and easily win as an independent. But that would mean that she would actually give up power 😎