SwiftOnSecuritySwift: You can't handle the truth! Darling, we live in a world that looks like a nightmare dressed like a daydream with bridges, and those bridges have to be sung by souls with melodies. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater vocal register than you can possibly fathom!
Tomorrow I will be releasing a narrative arc based on this toot, with fully photoshopped graphics and screenplay. Stay tuned tomorrow!
DarkDust@SwiftOnSecurity And please write a catchy song about it, Tay!
Steve Lhomme@SwiftOnSecurity does it involve three different social media platform?
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Adam Katz@SwiftOnSecurity
Since Mastodon shows toots without any indication that they're replies, I was scratching my head for a second before figuring it out.
Since Mastodon shows toots without any indication that they're replies, I was scratching my head for a second before figuring it out.
Charles@SwiftOnSecurity Will it leave me breathless, or with a nasty scar?