Katherine Holden
Y E S J 🐸 H Nmy level one character after I've bought all the skins in game
Kévin ⏚@yesjohn King Sausage Fingers III 👑
Jungle George 🌴🌳🌲🍃
hammancheez@yesjohn "Now, bring out the bear"
Charles : wait what bear
Courtier : u have to fight a bear to be king, it says here
Ministerofimpediments@hammancheez @yesjohn “…and as you are a bit older and we are trying to appeal to the ‘younger demographic’ we need you to hold this salmon and honey during the bout. The assistant steward said it was quite entertaining when he was watching a classic American film last week.
What was it called? Jackass Forever your highness. For some reason we were able to get the rights very inexpensively…”
What was it called? Jackass Forever your highness. For some reason we were able to get the rights very inexpensively…”
Jungle George 🌳🌴🌲@yesjohn lemme yeeeet this toot and make you fediverse famous (again) 🔥👶🏻
Julie moved to @@yesjohn Still really oozing that "tenured professor who was living the sweet life and is now forced to chair the department" energy.
cowboybanjobiker 🤠🪕🚴
Redwood Guy 🇺🇲 🇺🇦@yesjohn I can't help wondering if interest in the royals will fall off a cliff after this. The new king was and always will be about as exciting as plain oatmeal.
LN 
@Humerus_Patella @yesjohn Oatmeal is less of a piece of shit though.
yoused@yesjohn It will forever be known as the day Chuck wore a hat.
notsoloud@yesjohn
Could only afford one glove though
Could only afford one glove though
yin yang yoink@yesjohn first day of work
Marcin Juszkiewicz 🙃That whole 'British coronation thing' reminds me that scene from Monty Python movie:
Monty Python- You don't vote for Kings!
Lyle Solla-Yates@yesjohn Best I can tell we wear gold because of the great bullion famine to show how much gold we have, but that’s a bit dated. This is why I dress in fried eggs.
phi1997@yesjohn
Hey now, a level 1 character might do great things one day
Hey now, a level 1 character might do great things one day
wauz
ghostsheetz@yesjohn not including the season pass.
Ben, Writin’ Movies@yesjohn Literally all the gear and no idea. 😆
MARIMO APPRECIATION ACCOUNT 
@yesjohn That's how mafia works.
@yesjohn Strong "bought all the DLCs before first paying the game three years after release" energy.
Katherine ☘️@yesjohn Rolling a new alt when you finally get all the heirloom pieces in WoW
SloanLA@yesjohn I love how this captures how ridiculously stupid a king is.
MostlyTato@yesjohn
Those skins are always shit though.
Those skins are always shit though.
Bugface@yesjohn the perfect toot doesn’t ex….
Marnic
Bartek Ogryczak@yesjohn House of the Whopper.
hassan@yesjohn most useless title in the world.
Enara 
❔@yesjohn this is what I hate about dlcs or complete editions that dump every new object on you when you start a new game.
Integrate them on the story or leveled loot tables!😆
Integrate them on the story or leveled loot tables!😆
Vanguard20s
Majnun
Andy