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SwiftOnSecurityError: Your password must contain at least two characters who talk to each other about something other than a man.
David Penfold 
@SwiftOnSecurity NotGodot
Alley Stoughton@SwiftOnSecurity "bechdel" now added to password hacker dictionaries...
Error: your password must contain at least two characters who identify as female and talk to each other about something other than a man.
Wombatadon@fullyabstract @SwiftOnSecurity ThelmaandLouise ?
Skyglobe@SwiftOnSecurity no_god_please_noooo.gif
Tim Saylor@SwiftOnSecurity "OhMyGodBeckyLookAtHerButt"
kechpaja“Why is there so little dialog in your novel?”
“Well, I think it looks better in the terminal if I limit each character to 80 lines.”
Daniel Schildt@kechpaja @SwiftOnSecurity Mathematical storytelling could keep the 80 characters on one line, and skip rest of the lines. Shortest book in the world?
Natanael ⚠️@autiomaa @kechpaja @SwiftOnSecurity code golf in literary form, everybody monologues at every opportunity
Jemal Cole Loves Each of You@SwiftOnSecurity but which characters are assigned female? 🤔🤔🤔
Thomas@jemaleddin @SwiftOnSecurity Obviously, the ones that are currently unvoiced.
@calmlyballistic @SwiftOnSecurity DAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
pedestrian cyclist@jemaleddin @SwiftOnSecurity And more interesting, which ones are nonbinary?
@odoruhako @SwiftOnSecurity you gotta figure e, h, i, m, r, t and y, right?
katrina
Aria Burrell 🇨🇦
Matt Good@SwiftOnSecurity with names.
David Emmett@SwiftOnSecurity Password: B3cHdE1
Doug Baker - Elbows Up! 🇨🇦@SwiftOnSecurity So would Bechdel# work?
Lucyinchat@SwiftOnSecurity
D&L fits the bill
D&L fits the bill
madame poolhair
Arjan Oosting
Eph@SwiftOnSecurity uh the only people we can make fun of any more are old white men , can we make them the exception for levities sake?
dryadsometimes one of them _is_ a man and can’t be persuaded nor cajoled to talk of anything else than himself. * sigh * #recursive #curses
Jen
😷nio@SwiftOnSecurity this password policy is going to hook up to a password reset button to a 20 year old email address and/or a secret question answer which are all derived from your childhood pet name which is contained in most of your account passwords
Arin 👨🏼💻@SwiftOnSecurity hhahaha. I feel seen
PammyStarr 
✍️@SwiftOnSecurity they’re working out the details on the corporate raid they’re launching at 7 AM, while doing each others nails.
R. L. Dane 
Marmel@SwiftOnSecurity well, that’s a follow.
Jacob Perry
tant@SwiftOnSecurity so instead of a passphrase I should use a passplay?
MattJ@SwiftOnSecurity The rise of the Bechdelbot.
(((JaneinNJ)))@SwiftOnSecurity Bechdel PW Test!
You don't know me
Jacob Harris@SwiftOnSecurity Maybe Alice should try just talking to Eve instead of wasting her time with Bob
Zuri (he/him) ❌️👑 🕐 CET@harrisj @SwiftOnSecurity Alice runs off with Eve, leaving Bob with nobody to hack, living happily ever after. End of play.
__mt@SwiftOnSecurity All my passwords are gay tho and only talk about men.
Brett@SwiftOnSecurity
Sounds like it should be a new rule for https://passwordpurgatory.com/
cc: @troyhunt
Sounds like it should be a new rule for https://passwordpurgatory.com/
cc: @troyhunt
Veronica@SwiftOnSecurity Oh, well then I wont be able to access that site....
Christian Kent@SwiftOnSecurity @mingo This has the flavour of
(-1)^(-i/pi) = mc^2
Kazii The Avali@SwiftOnSecurity me and my alt sona who are aromantic asexuals and mostly talk about electronics.
Asmodea@SwiftOnSecurity B3ckD31l
Matt 
@SwiftOnSecurity
Broke: a password that requires trillions of years of compute power to crack.
Woke: a password that cracks the glass ceiling.
Pelle S Christensen@SwiftOnSecurity Sandor Clegane and Brienne of Tarth quarrelling about who gets custody of Arya Stark.
This is a splendid idea for remembering new passwords!
This is a splendid idea for remembering new passwords!
Charlie Stross@SwiftOnSecurity Set your locale to en_SCO (after Scotland gains independence) and your password must contain at least two characters who you need subtitles to understand—and also a wee ginger dug.
Kyreeth@cstross @SwiftOnSecurity Or the process will baselessly go and sue the rest of the linux distribution.
@Kyreeth @SwiftOnSecurity Not funny, dude. (I used to work for Original SCO, before the shysters from Utah bought the name and started firing off lawsuits instead of software releases.)
@cstross Ah, sorry. I was responsible for a few installs of it in far flung corners of the planet many years ago. No complaints about the software itself.
Not The LBC Guy@cstross @SwiftOnSecurity set your locale to en_LON (Guy Ritchie sublocale) and all characters in your password must be male and basically identical
Carnifex@SwiftOnSecurity Gave me a good laugh, thank you XD
Erik Uden => Two characters with a name!
@Erik @SwiftOnSecurity Password hint: Dramatis personae
verb (printfJess) 🦄@SwiftOnSecurity
(o.o)^5!!!^€(o.O)♀
Did I pass the test?
@SwiftOnSecurity for anyone confused, this ansii art password depicts people of different genders coming together in workplace to negotiate the lessening of a gender pay gap. While also being secure af.
@verb @SwiftOnSecurity Contemporary depiction
TeixiThat's is assured for logging into https://bechdeltest.com/ site ;)
Ben Taylor@SwiftOnSecurity My favourite was the time a few years back one of the European Space Agency web portals required me to choose one of their backup security questions. These were all (without exception) a choice between variable answers ("When did you last water your plants?") and yes/no answers. With a minimum field length of three characters.