xkcd publishes under a creative commons license, so grab the comic!
@MikeOhYeahThatMike @austinkocher
Yeah, I remember reading that xckd and saying "But he didn't include my favorite, the Eckert IV!".... which I suppose says something about me
@EgyptianAphorist @austinkocher Nothing against your writing, but your grandmother's words of wisdom are pure gold!
βNever get between an onion and its skinβyou wonβt get anything except its stink.β

@austinkocher Here's a link to the source.
Randall Munroe...that's a name I'll try to remember. Brilliant stuff! He has books on Amazon. They'd make great stocking stuffers. Now, let's see his chart on types of stockings...