He needs those parts for his spaceship, he's going to otter space.🚀
Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs

HONOLULU–In an announcement with grave implications for the primacy of the species of man, marine biologists at the Hawaii Oceanographic Institute reported Monday that dolphins, or family Delphinidae, have evolved opposable thumbs on their pectoral fins.

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@flexghost @Talia_christine Thanks for this great article from 2000! In Japanese the word(s) for thumb is just like the word(s) for any other finger, from the little finger to the Parent finger親指. It's hard to explain how The Thumb is a special and unique part of the hand. Now, in addition to Stephen Jay Gould's The Panda's Thumb, I can point to this Onion Article!

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That's funny. You should write for Voyager.

@Talia_christine He‘s probably going to find another race. Or take your brain to another dimension.
@Talia_christine This truly made me smile so big. Otter space. HEe. :)
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DALL-E: otter piloting an interstellar spacecraft, August 2022
@Talia_christine He didn't otter do that, y'all...
@Talia_christine So long, and thanks for all the fish…
@AGT @Talia_christine So sad it had to come to this.
@Talia_christine this is literally the best thing I've ever seen.
@Talia_christine When you need to swim in the plumbing parts, you know the leak is bad.
@Talia_christine Hitching a ride with the dolphins
@Talia_christine Take me with you, Captain Otter!
@Talia_christine I love otter wordplays. Greetings from the otter side.
@Talia_christine 3d-person view in a Subnautica (game).

@Talia_christine He’s welcome to come back.

Billionaires, nope.

@Talia_christine that is way to cool a caption
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Everyone is getting into the satellite business these days.
@Talia_christine @jeffjarvis I’m not sure if I’m supposed to say “Aweee cute!” Or “where/how did he get those items”
@Talia_christine that picture is otterly amazing!
@Talia_christine Pool guy trying to repair the leak
@Talia_christine he otter have loads of fun!
@Talia_christine Random humor is the best! 🤣🤣🤣
@[email protected], I know that guy! I see him nearly every Saturday in the plumbing aisle at Lowe's.
@Talia_christine with a "Thank you for the fish?"?