a bad daditude ☠️

594 Followers
228 Following
2.6K Posts

Fully out of pocket.
Usually makes it weird.
I love #humor #writing #art
Subjecting to everyone else to my intrusive thoughts is my therapy.
A disturbing number of my posts are inspired by my real life.

☠️
Many of my posts are probably part of some deranged cult leader's manifesto
☠️

t👀tshttps://justmytoots.com/@threedudesdad@mstdn.party
my writing accounthttps://indieauthors.social/@threedudesdad
Instagram@thewokedoctor
me, constantly snapping my choker on breakfast bread
No one is ever truly safe from Shia LaBeouf.
A group of elephants could never talk about an elephant in the room.
Thought I'd breathed my last this morning after thanking my wife for doing the laundry.
God (making teeth): now put some of their bones OUTSIDE their body
"We must do unto others as we would have them do unto us," I say while passing out handwritten gift certificates for free sex.

Toes never stop growing.

Not sure if that's true but plan accordingly just in case.

"We must eschew obfuscation," I say through a mouthful of cotton candy.
My new brand of shade is getting my life together just to spite my ex.
Next time you're having a bad day draw a stick figure doing the limbo.