TC Feb 1, 2023
He needs those parts for his spaceship, he's going to otter space.🚀
Show threadflexghost.Feb 1, 2023
@Talia_christine reminds me of one of my fav onion stories https://www.theonion.com/dolphins-evolve-opposable-thumbs-1819565718
Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs

HONOLULU–In an announcement with grave implications for the primacy of the species of man, marine biologists at the Hawaii Oceanographic Institute reported Monday that dolphins, or family Delphinidae, have evolved opposable thumbs on their pectoral fins.

The Onion
Show threadIron Curtain (Chiptunes)
@flexghost @Talia_christine I less-than-three the Onion…
Feb 2, 2023 at 12:38amWeb