@SwiftOnSecurity Like. A. Boss.

@SwiftOnSecurity it was always shitposting here

@SwiftOnSecurity excellent choice sir 👌

@SwiftOnSecurity 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽

@SwiftOnSecurity too late

@SwiftOnSecurity bring it

@SwiftOnSecurity
welcome! 😇

@SwiftOnSecurity at long last

@SwiftOnSecurity Tay. It's shit tooting over here.

@SwiftOnSecurity 🙌

@SwiftOnSecurity finally

@SwiftOnSecurity I smell stolen valor!

@SwiftOnSecurity maybe the real shitposting are the friends we made along the way

@SwiftOnSecurity shitposting as a service

@SwiftOnSecurity please, we need it

@SwiftOnSecurity bout fucking time someone did

@SwiftOnSecurity just when you thought it was safe to toot

@SwiftOnSecurity I am ready for it

@SwiftOnSecurity at last

@SwiftOnSecurity John Mastodon would be proud

@SwiftOnSecurity I'ma tell the "heart in a blender" song guy.

@SwiftOnSecurity is it shittooting? sharting?

@SwiftOnSecurity something that mastodon clearly needs more of.
Shitposting and weird furry references.

@SwiftOnSecurity * in the karaoke style of Justin Timberlake *
🎶 i'm brangin shitposts baaaaack (yeah) 🎶

@SwiftOnSecurity glad you're here, but shitposting has _always_ been here.

@SwiftOnSecurity I was thinking the other day that a replay of the original memes would be nice

@SwiftOnSecurity Does that mean you’ll be migrating over to a dedicated s**tposting instance?

@SwiftOnSecurity You are among friends.

@SwiftOnSecurity One of the few people I stayed "over there" for ...

@SwiftOnSecurity Show us what you got!

@SwiftOnSecurity Shittooting, surely?

@SwiftOnSecurity It has long since been here if you know where to look.

@SwiftOnSecurity Tay I’m so glad you’re here. I quit twitter a year ago and you’re the thing I missed the most!

@SwiftOnSecurity oh sweet summerchild :D

@SwiftOnSecurity awwyeeee LFGGGG TAYYY

@SwiftOnSecurity, good.

@SwiftOnSecurity I brought shitposting to my last server and got banned. Glhf

@SwiftOnSecurity Oh, great. That WAS missing.

@SwiftOnSecurity shitposting is my favorite kind of posting

@SwiftOnSecurity BRING IT!!

@SwiftOnSecurity thank god!

@SwiftOnSecurity Appreciate your top insights

@SwiftOnSecurity thank goodness you’re here!

@SwiftOnSecurity nice.

@SwiftOnSecurity well that's a fine how-do-you-do

@SwiftOnSecurity One of the biggest acquisitions thus far. 😎
Perhaps MuskOnSecurity will join next, right before he crashes everything.