Mouse of Madness

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Scifi nerd, infosec noob, lockpicking rodent, fpv quadcopter enthusiast ⌘, Defcon NFO Goon, and general tinkerer (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️

Puns are delivered as-is, quality not guaranteed.

New year, new journaling method that will definitely fix everything this time.

#journaling #NewYear #IgnorePreviousAttempts

Cats are a denial of service attack.

Yes, I know you're adorable, GET OFF THE KEYBOARD.
#cats

That moment when you realize there are two dog-centric horror movies named "Good Boy" and they are very very different.

Another month, another "your apple tv account has been locked for security reasons" with no explanation as to why.

I just wanted to watch Pluribus, not go through this bullshit where I have to unlock it several times in a row before it actually unlocks.

The linguistic concept of Eggcorns is fascinating. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggcorn)

Basically a person hears a word/phrase wrong, and works backwards to create something *almost* the same, such as mishearing "acorn" as "eggcorn" and rationalizing it as they're vaguely egg shaped.

I've just recently noticed how often I'm hearing people say "bagpack" instead of "backpack" and once you start noticing it, it's like it suddenly appears everywhere.

Eggcorn - Wikipedia

Anyone else notice the grade level of the writing for media outlets is dropping lately?

The one thing that keeps popping out the most is long standing titles are getting simplified. For example the "Department of Justice" has recently become the "Justice Department" in headlines I keep seeing, completely ignoring the DOJ acronym.

Same thing for anything else with the "Department of" prefix.

Haven't flown in ages so I decided to knock the rust off in LiftOff: Micro Drones before bouncing one of my whoops around the house.

It's amazing how bad you can get if you don't stay on top of it, but it's also amazing how fast it comes back.

Watching ESPN 8 (yes, it's a real thing) for background noise, and there's an international foosball tournament on air.

I'm fascinated by how genuinely serious everyone is about it. Even the announcer claimed that "foosball is often called rolling chess" which is a claim that exceeds credibility.

I guess the takeaway is that I'm watching people with more gravitas towards the game everyone got bored of at the University Center than most people I know have about anything. I don't get it, yet I can't help but admire the passion around it.

There is nothing so quietly desperate as waiting, almost patiently, for a favorite artist to release new work.

There is a silver lining to them absolutely botching my Pebble 2 Duo order and trying to force me to change the color or buy the Pebble Time 2 instead.

At first I was incredibly disappointed, annoyed even, but it caused me to reevaluate whether I even want a smartwatch. Turns out the answer is no.