In the 90s, we went on the Internet in an attempt to escape the real world. Nowadays we go to the real world in an attempt to escape the Internet.

I want to make a web service that converts incoming HTTP requests to emails or something and then I'll email back some hand-written JSON.

A CT machine without its casing

What I do when I feel like my life is out of control:
1.) Clear %TEMP%
2.) Clear C:\Windows\Temp
3.) Run cleanmgr.exe
4.) Run patchmypc.exe
5.) Delete stuff in %APPDATA% I don't have anymore

— You hang up!
— No, you hang up!
— You hang up!
— No, you hang up!
— Honey, I’m running the iOS 17 beta. I literally cannot hang up.