J Wolfgang Goerlich

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I’m the unflinchingly optimistic graybeard, wandering in this cyber dystopia. InfoSec, cybersecurity, futurist, strategist, chaotic good. The views expressed are my own. Sometimes humorously.
https://jwgoerlich.com

Please. Repeat after me:

AI is not an employee. AI is not a teammate. AI is not a friend.

"Your adversary does not wait for you to finish patching." - The Art of Cyber War
Wow, understanding the Pope's 42,000 word message really is going to chew up a lot of tokens.
In case anyone is curious about gasoline prices in Michigan…
Bing really did win the Search Wars. Wow. I did not see that coming.

@wendynather

"Play 'Cheeseburger Risk'!

Play 'Security Poverty Line'!

We don't want to hear the new stuff!

Play security should be like a spoon!"

Anthropic’s Claude Managed Agents can now “dream”

https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/05/anthropics-claude-can-now-dream-sort-of/

No, kid, I will not “clock it.” You have your own iPhone. It has it a clock timer. You’re all set. Come on. What is even happening.
I am too dangerous to be sold to the general public
One for the history books...