Evelyn  

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She/Her | M.S. | BISO | RELENTLESS

Responsible for the security posture of a highly regulated line of business with over 60k professionals generating tens of billions of dollars in yearly revenue.

Work: #AppSec #OSS #SAST #DAST #Pentesting #ThreatModeling #STRIDE #Agile #DevSecOps #Blockchain #RiskManagement #OCTAVE #COSO #ISO27001 #SOC2 #Azure #PKI #CISSP #CSSLP #GLEG

Life: #NYC #Lesbian #Queer #Polyamorous #Kink #BDSM #Domme #HamRadio #FFXIV #PS5

You can have a little find out, as a treat. Not much fuck around required.

#nobridge #nobot #nosearch #gtfoh #🖕🏻

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Evelyn  Feb 28, 2025
There's currently a maintenance guy from my apartment building here asset tagging all the appliances and I am just waiting for him to go into the bedroom (my bedroom is not safe for work, or most people honestly)
Show threadEvelyn  Feb 28, 2025

Found at the newly-excavated House of Thiasus, the wall art depicts female followers of Dionysus, the ancient Greek god of wine-making, insanity and ritual madness.

Wearing long, flowing animal skins, these intoxicated women are eating meat, carrying swords and animal innards and wearing slaughtered goats on their shoulders.

Evelyn  Feb 28, 2025

Women, holding it down for 2000 years:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14442077/Pompeii-secret-CULT-raving-women-archaeology.html

Pompeii had a secret CULT for 'raving, intoxicated women', archaeologists say

At Pompeii in Italy, archeologists have uncovered a sensational fresco depicting a mysterious cult of raving, intoxicated women.

Daily Mail
Evelyn  Dec 9, 2024
Hey ya'll. I may be over here more? I don't know. The last month has been a long year. The last six months have been a long decade.
Evelyn  May 30, 2024
How the fuck do I even troubleshoot Signal sending a message to the wrong recipient?
Evelyn  May 30, 2024

Soooo, I just experienced the @signalapp mixing messages between recipients when a linked desktop client is involved.

Massive warning to anyone using Signal

Evelyn  May 25, 2024
Reminder: AI doesn't "hallucinate". It's just fucking wrong.
Evelyn  May 22, 2024

I love that, once discovering that a WHACKLOAD of employees are using a particular API testing product, there is 10x more effort underway to SHUT IT DOWN than to execute an enterprise agreement to securely enable the use of said API testing product.

Make it make sense.

Evelyn  May 2, 2024

As a security practitioner, I'm entirely exhausted talking about patching.

Patching is Doing IT.

If I'm involved in PATCHING, then there is a serious, fundamental problem in Doing IT.

YET HERE WE ARE

Evelyn  Apr 25, 2024
Still here.