Breathe deeply. Relax your shoulders. Unhinge your jaw. Wrap one tentacle around the side of the cruise ship. Pull it to the bottom of the ocean. Repeat.
@roxiqt OK but this is a genuinely good guided visualisation exercise
Jonathan Coulton in LA -09-I Crush Everything

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@roxiqt You’re Kraken me up
@rpiazza @roxiqt That’s hilarious and gets a follow
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Sounds like advice for the main character in [I crush everything](https://wiki.jonathancoulton.com/I_Crush_Everything) by Jonathan Coulton
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I Crush Everything - JoCopedia, the Jonathan Coulton wiki

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I see you've met some of my characters 😄

@roxiqt An ancient eldritch relaxation practice:

Yoga-sothoth.

@roxiqt This really doesn't work for me anymore...there has to be multiple ships involved at the same time.
@roxiqt I got the first 2 sentences. It got a bit weird after that.
@roxiqt Best guided #meditation ever. Tara Brach would approve.

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If you are feeling chained to your terminal and know it is time for an exercise break, I highly recommend the above short work out...

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If you are spending inordinate amounts of time at your terminal, this is a great way to take a breather.

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This is my fave. Thank you!