Breathe deeply. Relax your shoulders. Unhinge your jaw. Wrap one tentacle around the side of the cruise ship. Pull it to the bottom of the ocean. Repeat.
@roxiqt
Sounds like advice for the main character in [I crush everything](https://wiki.jonathancoulton.com/I_Crush_Everything) by Jonathan Coulton
@emmah
I Crush Everything - JoCopedia, the Jonathan Coulton wiki