tfw the voice of the people is booing you
@mollyconger he'll keep polling until he gets the result he wants

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Yup.
I wait for him coming up with a poll like this:

Unsuspend? -

No
40%
Never
0%
Don't
60%
Poll ended at .
@mollyconger I'd say 90% were cheering him,
@mollyconger He has no problems with Libs of Tiktok doxxing people all the time and getting them killed irl....
@ProleEric @mollyconger I'd like to see that group's relationship with Shopify ended. Completely.
@mollyconger Clearly bots...but only if he doesn't like the result...if it's the one he wants (that is fueled by bots) then it's obviously a good poll...lol
@mollyconger Vox Populi for thee but not for me
@mollyconger … he’s redoing the poll because “Now” was winning. It’s still winning in the second poll.
@mollyconger Musk is proof that you can be the richest man on earth and still be a complete loser
@mollyconger the poll is saying boo-urns sir
@mollyconger Are they saying boo or boo-urns?
@mollyconger The problem with The Onion’s take here is that it’s not crybaby enough: https://www.theonion.com/please-like-me-1848674003
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@mollyconger presumably the third version will have only 1 option? 🤫

@mollyconger Oh, his replacement poll's even better - it's between "now" and "7 days" - so either way they get unbanned.

And even that's not going the way he wanted.

@mollyconger This is real "mom said no so I'm gonna go ask dad" energy.
@mollyconger He lies like trump - no one was doxxing him kin real time. He needs his ego stroked and lots of attention - fake “too many options”, now he demands your attention twice. Lastly, what kind of owner/boss needs a poll to make decisions? We know he’s going to do whatever floats in one ear and out the other.
@mollyconger i really don't think i've ever seen someone shit themselves on the internet this hard before
@mollyconger “Don’t confuse me with facts. My mind is made up.” Elno
@mollyconger He's behaving like a drunken emperor, deciding who lives and who dies on his platform, and holding polls to make it sound like he's doing the will of the people. It's bizarre. All that's missing is the lions in the coliseum, a draping toga, a goblet and a golden crown. The background of the entire place burning down is already in process.
@mollyconger Why yes this is exactly how social media works you just put things to a poll and you do whatever the poll says it's not like there's a black mirror episode about that or anything
@mollyconger Seems like fewer options isn't helping.
@mollyconger
edit: ah my mistake he ended it early when he wasn't getting the result he wanted, getting owned even harder in the second one though
@mollyconger this is super funny - might as well be an snl skit
@mollyconger @grogsgamut it was BS framing anyway - the accounts did nothing even resembling doxing him
@mollyconger but I thought he said Vox Populi Vox Dei
@mollyconger if you don't like these principles I have a bunch of others.
@mollyconger With every tweet, Musk shows us how big of a clown he really is. He creates a poll with 4 choices and yet his new batch of followers are apparently too stupid and can't handle that many options so he has to redo it? Can you imagine being married to or the child of such an odd/petty man?
@mollyconger And this is to his own followers. I think he assumed (or got used to) the idea that his tweets are overwhelmingly seen by people who followed him for a long time and share his political beliefs, so he thought any poll he posted would get stacked by them. Or perhaps that has genuinely twisted his perception of reality?
@mollyconger I'm guessing he needs a list of all the people who voted "now" so he can ban them as well.
@mollyconger the man baby is very petty. I mean I have about 6 followers on the birdsite
@mollyconger I remember when I had to be taught I couldn’t win everything either 🥺 poor lil guy gots so much to learn (sarcasm)
@mollyconger He's driven off everyone who won't tell him "no." He's going to release an NFT trading card next.
@mollyconger My favourite thing on Twitter at the moment is searching for "Space Karen" to find out the latest news about twitter
@mollyconger [Smithers voice]No they were shouting Moo-usk!