Half Cocked Law

@halfcocked@mstdn.social
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Practicing lawtologist. Coffee achiever. Husband and sometimes research assistant of Dr. Wife. WFU '10, SC Law '16
@jonpainterphoto @chrisgeidner Someone explain to me how anyone could claim "lack of irreparable harm" from an execution. There isn't a more irreparable harm imaginable than being put to death. This is insane.
In my neighborhood. Sarcastic, subtle, serious.
Considering whether I'm going to be divorced if I ask her to fill a prescription for a stranger if they tell her what they want
My wife just asked why I couldn't copy and paste what someone wants to do with their assets into a will template and call it a day and now my head hurts.
Now that they've made a darker Nancy Drew series with murder and ghosts, I can't wait for the mercenary-themed reboot of the Hardy Boys
I was happy not remembering Common existed before he decided to go all Stuart Smalley for a bad commercial.

My wife's employer requires her to book flights through their travel system which automatically picks a flight for her. It picked an itinerary with layovers that cost $200 more than what I paid for direct flights in the same boarding group/class.

I'm told it saves the hospital money.

My bike repair journey so far:

Ordered a new set of tires on Amazon and bought the suggested inner tubes only to discover that the inner tubes that Amazon suggested are for an entirely different size tire.

Went to install the tires only to discover that the previous owner somehow stretched a 26 inch tire onto a 27 inch rim.

So now I have two sets of inner tubes and a set of tires and none of them fit my bike.

As they say, measure twice, order thrice.

I'm going to find the ad exec who decided that making ads as repetitive as possible and repeatedly stab them with an ice pick.
If Troy Aikman can be paid millions of dollars to talk for three hours per week, you can do anything