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Mike Masnick ✅

So... folks, I'm actually pretty sick with Covid (I'll be okay, but it's been a not great day for my lungs), but I have to admit that for being sick and quarantined in my home office, all this stuff about @elonjet has been... pretty fucking amusing, and has kept me in good spirits all things considered.

suldrew 🚲🏳️‍🌈Dec 14, 2022

@mmasnick @elonjet feel better!!!

rateexportpilot Dec 14, 2022

@mmasnick @elonjet feel better! My wife and daughter both tested positive, but I'm still testing negative, so I'm guessing I don't have it yet/anymore.

ˈdälfən™🐬 💥 🌊Dec 14, 2022

@elonjet @mmasnick
Ugh I’m sorry… I hope you feel better soon!

Tom Maxwell Dec 14, 2022

@mmasnick @elonjet Loke all thin-skinned authoritarians, Elon is such a reliable clown.

BadBay Dec 14, 2022

@mmasnick Awww ... that's bad! Take care of yourself - glad you have something entertaining to take your mind off of being covid-y

Emese Dec 14, 2022

@mmasnick Oh no, feel better.

That Anonymous Coward Dec 14, 2022

Get better and don't push to hard...
All of these Elonantics might just be a plot of his to get you to stop writing about him.

WI_Girl Dec 14, 2022

@mmasnick get well soon! (It’s rough out there, virally speaking!) And thanks for all your Twitter commentary and coverage!

Tim Carmody Dec 14, 2022

@mmasnick Hope it passes quickly and easily for you, Mike

Adam Elman Dec 14, 2022

@mmasnick @elonjet feel better Mike!

Nicholas Weaver Dec 14, 2022

Get well! And do you mind if I ask if you got bivalent-boosed? Any idea the origin?

Mike Masnick ✅Dec 14, 2022

@ncweaver I am bivalent boosted. My Dad, who is visiting appeared to have gotten it on his flight to visit. He tested positive Saturday night after I spent all day Saturday with him. Then, by Monday I was sick. Tested positive today after being negative the past couple days but feeling sick.

Brett Thomas Dec 14, 2022

@ncweaver @mmasnick Hope you feel better soon!

Catherine McCarthy Dec 14, 2022

@mmasnick @elonjet So sorry to hear you have COVID. Hope it eases soon!

Greg Stoll 🌈Dec 14, 2022

@mmasnick @elonjet hope you feel better soon!

Mary Ann Horn Dec 14, 2022

@mmasnick @elonjet . Uh oh. Been there with Covid. Get well soon.

Kevin Murphy Dec 14, 2022

@mmasnick I hope you're feeling better soon.

J. Nathan Matias 🦣Dec 14, 2022

@mmasnick hoping you recover quickly 💙

Bec Dec 14, 2022

@mmasnick Damn. Hope you fully recover and are not beset by Long COVID-19 any time soon.

Tom Wild Dec 14, 2022

@mmasnick Hope you recover soon.

RColson Dec 14, 2022

@mmasnick we're here for you. And your sic-ness.

Marc Hedlund Dec 14, 2022

@mmasnick ❤️ Hope it clears up quickly. Take care.

Lothus Marque Dec 14, 2022

@mmasnick Sucks to be sick, even if it was only something less concerning than it is. Get better soon!

John Minnihan Dec 14, 2022

@mmasnick
yikes. hope it resolves fully + quickly, man

[i experienced a pneumothorax a yr ago + it... sucked. see, now that's lung humor]

InfamousUnknown Dec 14, 2022

@mmasnick @elonjet

I got it for the first time over Thanksgiving - should have masked sooner at the airport.

Get Paxlovid if you can, seemed to make the worst of it only one day.

Ted T Dec 15, 2022

@mmasnick @elonjet What happens if the flight attendant send a pic of Musk displaying his junk to ElonJet, does ElonJet need to wait 24 hours to post the pic? Or can ElonJet forward the pic to James Wood, only after Rudy G has a chance to photoshop Trump Jr. snorting blow in the background. ?

Stuart Marks Dec 15, 2022

@mmasnick @elonjet How long until there’s a new rule prohibiting disparagement, defamation (of course), or mocking of a person based on their net worth, lack of net worth, or recent fluctuations in their net worth?

(Get well soon!)

Lizard Dec 15, 2022

@mmasnick @elonjet Schadenfreude is nature’s medicine!

Zoomer Antimillenarian Dec 15, 2022

@mmasnick @elonjet Be careful, too many bouts of hacking-cough-laughter are bad for your throat and lungs.

David Frank Dec 15, 2022

@mmasnick @elonjet Get well soon!
Also, that’s why I can’t leave Twitter just yet. Too much entertainment value.

Zhi Zhu Dec 15, 2022

@mmasnick @elonjet

I hope you feel better soon. Glad there was stuff to keep you entertained while sick. 😁

cremevax👩🏻‍💻🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦Dec 15, 2022

@mmasnick @elonjet ugh, get well soon

Mark Fletcher Dec 15, 2022

@mmasnick Sorry to hear. I had it a couple weeks ago. Paxlovid really helped out, even though it messed up my taste.

Anathema Device Dec 15, 2022

@mmasnick @elonjet oh no! Please get well soon!

David Frank Dec 15, 2022

@mmasnick @elonjet Aaaaand Elon Jet is suspended…again

Wren Dec 15, 2022

@mmasnick @elonjet

Sorry to hear this. Rest up. Feel better soon.

Kat Dec 15, 2022

@mmasnick @elonjet bleh, hope you feel better soon.

Sarah Fackrell Dec 15, 2022

@mmasnick Sorry you're not feeling well. Glad you've managed to find some joy in ::waves hands at everything::

Kevin Hardiman Dec 15, 2022

@mmasnick @elonjet rest up Mike

Louis Ingenthron Dec 15, 2022

@mmasnick @elonjet Sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better soon. Schadenfreude is the best medicine.

BduzBoop Dec 15, 2022

@mmasnick @elonjet ugh feel better, and we all send Dick rocket bro a big thanks for Your distraction.

@mmasnick Aww, nuts. I hope you are resting, taking good care of yourself and feel better soon. Keep laughing, keep those spirits up!

lorax b. horne 🍉Dec 15, 2022

@mmasnick oh no! Get better soon.

charvaka Dec 15, 2022

@mmasnick @elonjet Sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better soon!

William Vambenepe Dec 15, 2022

@mmasnick @elonjet I have made a fool of myself many times before, but I now realize that I've been protected from committing the ultimate self-own by the fact that I don't own a private jet.

(get well soon Mike)

Atomic Enigma Dec 15, 2022

@mmasnick @elonjet how you feel better soon, Mike

Gary A. Kline Dec 15, 2022

@mmasnick Hope you feel better soon!

Torbjörn Björkman Dec 15, 2022

@mmasnick @elonjet I've been trying to gauge what passes for humor for Elon, so "funnier than a covid infection" is kind of useful for bracketing purposes.

Get well soon Mike!