they put a christmas sweater on the t-rex at the national history museum in london and it's ridiculous and adorable
@programmablecat the little sleeves ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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it's kinda sad when you think about it

nobody ever gave T Rex a Christmas present

Dino Xmas Dance from Rex: Kyoryu Monogatari

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@programmablecat wait a minute, that's not a Jurassic Christmas jumper pattern!
@MrAmaimon @programmablecat Good spotting. It must be a Cretaceous Christmas jumper pattern, because that's when T. rex roamed the Earth.
@joncounts @programmablecat are saying Spielberg would lie to me? I need to re-think a lot of what I thought I knew...
@MrAmaimon @programmablecat that looks like a stegosaurus near the top. So a Cretaceous dinosaur wearing a Jurassic dinosaur. At least it's not the other way round...

@warren_oates @MrAmaimon @programmablecat I noticed this as well. Clearly the Tyrannosaurus considers the stegosaurus "ugly" for the purposes of "Ugly Christmas Sweaters", periods be damned.

All that remains for paleontologists to understand is the methods used for donning and doffing of the sweater :)

@Verveonica @MrAmaimon @programmablecat surely also how a T-rex knows what a stegosaurus looks like!

@warren_oates @MrAmaimon @programmablecat there just may be some mysteries of the past we'll never be satisfied in answering:

A. How a T-Rex ๐Ÿฆ– knows what a Stegosaur looks like,
B. How theropods managed complex intarsia #knitting
C. Whether they engaged in other #fiberarts
D. Why Bob Ross never painted them against a tiny forest cabin

#paleontology is full of these ? with clear intersections to many other arts and sciences

:P

@Verveonica @warren_oates @MrAmaimon @programmablecat And this is exactly the kind of pondering I need in my life. That and the knitting pattern.
@Bellwether @warren_oates @MrAmaimon @programmablecat this pondering may be just the thing to get us through Sunday.
@Verveonica little known fact that T. rex had a cabal of troodontid knitters paid on retainer for just this kind of thing.
@FossilsFiction my anthropocene mind is blown!
@Verveonica @warren_oates @MrAmaimon @programmablecat I expect knitting would also have been a challenge for T rex.
Image description: The corner of a giant room that has massively high, very distinguished-looking ceilings. It's decorated with props of rocks, ground, and foliage to give the impression of prehistoric terrain. Spotlights illuminate a meters-tall reconstruction of a T-rex that stands with teeth bared, wearing a red and green knit christmas sweater

@programmablecat I don't think this is Canon.

(rechecks Jurassic Park movie franchise)

@programmablecat well that's just made my day. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’š
@programmablecat Iโ€™m glad they found one that fits! ๐Ÿคฉ
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Intern: You want me to what?
@programmablecat I feel like this is right out of an episode of #MoonGirl
@programmablecat now he needs to be holding a gift
@programmablecat THE LITTLE TINY SLEEVES ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค
@programmablecat why did they do this and, more importantly, why haven't they done this more often?
@programmablecat my first question is: did someone knit that sweater?? Thatโ€™s a heck of an undertaking (from a knitter :) )
@programmablecat thank you, I didn't know I needed this
@programmablecat thinking about the person who knitted this to spec ๐Ÿ˜€. Thanks for sharing!
@programmablecat I can just imagine trying to order this thing. "Hi, I'm from the Natural History Museum. I'm going to need a Christmas sweater in a 40XLT, but with M arms. *pause* No, this isn't a joke."

@programmablecat I like it!

For some reason it reminded me of this.

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Awesome! ๐Ÿ˜‚
I think @Aravelle will love to see this!
Im sorry if it's already been shared with her. ๐Ÿ˜Š But it was/is too good to not share!
@Aravelle @programmablecat I thought you would ๐Ÿ˜‰ it's so up your alley ๐Ÿฆ•
@programmablecat I bet they had easier time fitting that sweater on as we did with our T-Rex, a #CornishRex cat.
@programmablecat Brilliant. I should really drop by again soon! ๐Ÿ˜

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I may be reading into this but he looks like he's feeling pretty dapper.

Hey guys! Check it out! Office Christmas PARTAY here i come!

@programmablecat the T. rex at the Senckenberg in Frankfurt dresses up too

@BobOHara @programmablecat

In a Eintracht Jersey, as it should be ๐Ÿ˜Ž

@programmablecat @stehgeiger indeed. I think they tried to sign him as their left-back at one point
@programmablecat "Alice! Alice! Where's the dust pan?! I dropped another bauble!"
@programmablecat oh wow, the historical inaccuracy is so jarring when you know about the t-rexian culture.. the appropriate sweater for a specimen this size had a V-neck and a dark blue would not be featured in upper body wear for another 3000 years :facepalm:
@Charlie @programmablecat Iโ€™m just glad they didnโ€™t dress the rex in equally anachronistic khakis.
@jenniferdeseo @programmablecat one of the few realistic depictions in television history of a tyrannosaurus's dresscode was on this episode of Dinosaurs:
@programmablecat I am having the best time imagining the process of getting this on and off the model
@programmablecat This is amazing. Are they selling human-size facsimiles of the T Rex sweater? Because I would buy one. ๐Ÿ˜‚