So Muse 2 weeks ago “it’s too hot, shall we give it a miss?” now Bruce tonight “we’re going to drown”.
Indiana Jones for me tonight - good fun but expect to remember nothing about it in a week’s time.
It’s gotta be worth sending an invoice to Apartheid Wonka for $546,000 for “Cloud Maintenance services Q1 - final demand” - he obviously hasn’t a feckin’ clue what he’s doing and there must be a fair chance he’d pay it.
Being on here feels like cheating on your normal barber
Very late to the party but just started watching Ted Lasso - it’s lovely stuff and Hannah Wadham? Crikey 🔥
Breaking: US Coast Guard detects “banging” noises from hermetically-sealed Twitter.
Apartheid Wonka’s really fucked this one up
No rate exceeded over here then.
Can I even remember how it works?
Your stomach probably thinks all potatoes are mashed
#Supa
they put a christmas sweater on the t-rex at the national history museum in london and it's ridiculous and adorable