Miguel Tavares
Roxi Horror 💀🌸FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli.
ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.
Liz
Scott E.NJ@roxiqt I always call it Albino Broccoli. 🤷
James Slezak@roxiqt roxi on mastodon!! 🥰☺️🥹
Mark W. Alexander
Grayson Bell 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️@roxiqt Did you salt and burn it? 🤔
@GraysonBell you know, that would have been the smart thing to do
Roadskater, Ph.D.@roxiqt @GraysonBell Cardiologists have said I need to avoid sodium (i.e., no salt). So I could maybe pepper and burn it, but that would be a waste of perfectly good pepper. So just burn it as the toxic waste that it is.
@roadskater I take it you're not a fan of "Supernatural." The reference of "salt and burn" was how the Winchester brothers would defeat ghosts.
MarigoldMartine@roxiqt cauliflower always makes me think of Bunnicula I’m like oh he’s been here every time I pass cauliflower in the store😁
yfkysf@marigoldmartine @roxiqt I remember that book. Probably read it 50 times as a kid
@yfkysf @roxiqt Same, and the sequel The Celery Stalks at Midnight. I will never come up with a title that good 🙃
Sundel Saljyns@marigoldmartine @roxiqt I came here to say exactly that! The celery stalks at midnight...
figstreetstudio@marigoldmartine @roxiqt That accounts for the odor.
Helbie@marigoldmartine @roxiqt Apparently there's at least one more book to that series.
@Helbaworshipper @roxiqt omg I forgot the sequel is Howliday Inn, Celery is the third. There’s 7 in the original series. Anyone that hasn’t seen them should check the link below for the titles alone 🤣
https://www.fantasticfiction.com/h/james-howe/
https://www.fantasticfiction.com/h/james-howe/
Miley Crisis ☭✨@roxiqt oh isn't it Polar Broccoli like the same like with bears
Amanda 🕷@roxiqt I laughed waaaaay to hard at this 😂
R. L. Dane 
I cal it "Embarrassed Broccoli," although now that I think of it, it should be "Scared Broccoli."
Jude Marr PhD (he, they)
outpost
The Gneech! Awww Yeah@roxiqt Ghost broccoli would at least still taste good, once you scraped away the ectoplasm.
Esel und Teddy@roxiqt @tackerhacker Moment mal: Blumenkohl ist … Geisterbrokkoli?
nige@roxiqt this will never stop being funny 😄
Nik 
Rabia
Cavar@roxiqt there's a specter haunting broccoli. the specter of cauliflower.
Dr Annetta Mallon@roxiqt YOU'RE HERE! Yay!!
🍸Pooka🥕Boo🍸
RebusKnebus
Jane@roxiqt best thing I’ve seen today!
Ganja Mama@roxiqt looks like spooky season isn’t over yet 😬
Beth Willer
Onemorejess3@roxiqt You're here! My phone has no raccoon emoji, so please accept this squirrel. 🐿
🇨🇦 Jason Bouwmeester 🍁@roxiqt I'm calling it ghost broccoli from now on.
Madpiper@roxiqt ghost broccoli
Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻@roxiqt give me the vegetable content and free my soul
Ian Smith
Richard Smith
There's a Fibonacci Fractal in This Remarkable Romanesco Broccoli
Few things in the garden are more mesmerizing than the Italian heirloom plant known as Romanesco broccoli. The chartreuse bud looks like it was sculpted by a fine artist with its distinctive spiraled pinnacles. It's an edible flower (just like heads of broccoli or heads of artichoke) that we eat
OmegaVoid@Badmonotreme @roxiqt ah yes, alien broccoli
@OmegaVoid @roxiqt proof, if such were needed, that Earth in the distant past was visited by nutritionists from another world.
@Badmonotreme @roxiqt 100g meets 68% of your geometry daily recommended dose.
deathstAr@roxiqt seems like the most appropriate place for this.. which I have been saving for years because every time I look at it, I die of laughter and I don’t even know why because it’s not that funny.
what the duck@roxiqt you know they're both big effing flowers, right? You should see them when they bloom
Anne Dee 🏳️⚧️@roxiqt I spent 3yrs in Cornwall, a friend insisted she hated broccoli.
I went shopping with her & she bought some.
Apparently broccoli is called calabrese, and broccoli is what they call cauliflower.
I guess it's the old turnip/swede thing they do that got an EU law made where Cornwall is the only place to be allowed to list the wrong one as an ingredient in food.
I went shopping with her & she bought some.
Apparently broccoli is called calabrese, and broccoli is what they call cauliflower.
I guess it's the old turnip/swede thing they do that got an EU law made where Cornwall is the only place to be allowed to list the wrong one as an ingredient in food.
brocolie (tots not a vampire)
Marcos@roxiqt And we haven't even started in on Fractal Broccoli.
@roxiqt “Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education” — Mark Twain
And that’s what I put as my high school yearbook quote.
Jeff Jachens
Jessie Bahrey
BayouOwl
Sherry
Andy McGuire 🐕@roxiqt deffo going to start calling it Ghost Broccoli from now on!
Recurver 🎯Another episode of The X-Vegetables...