Badger0us
Miguel Tavares
@macedotavares
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UX/UI lead from Portugal. Into physics, philosophy, history, music, tools for thought, Star Trek, oddities, gloriously bad movies and anything that tickles my sense of wonder. I miss the times when "not a fascist" was assumed by default.
Dr. Jack Brown 
"If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat, while most of the other monkeys starved, scientists would study that monkey to figure out what the heck was wrong with it. When humans do it, we put them on the cover of Forbes."
Nathalie Robin
#Quotes #EmotionalIntelligence
Dan Honme: omg I should make a starfleet security bot account that posts starfleet security breaches, LCAR vulns + CVEs, I could start with breached/leaked authorization codes...
bot output:
Ensign-Lambda-Two
Crusher-Delta-Four
Barclay-Three-Zero-Zero-Nu
Picard-Alpha-Three-Delta
Torres-Seven-Two-Zero-Zero
Janeway-Seven-Nine-Nine-Two
Kira-Upsilon-Two
Ensign-Lambda-Two
me: wait this is also a password generator
#startrek #infosec #security #breach #passwordgenerator #leaks #haveibeenstarfleetpwned
Richie HollandBoost this toot if you're planning on sticking around Mastodon whether or not it becomes more popular than the birdsite.
Village Personthe dirty dancing move but I can't lift you up so we take a little fall and have a little laugh and call a little ambulance
stevevsninjascotton farmer: finally, some rain
cotton candy farmer: *running toward his fields* oh shit oh fuck
cotton candy farmer: *running toward his fields* oh shit oh fuck
Swim JeansME: what’s for dinner
KIDNAPPER: omg we let you go four hours ago
Roxi Horror 💀🌸Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.
mister_blankodysseus: we now set out on our odyssey.
sailor: [raising hand] what's an odyssey?
odysseus: a long journey named after the only survivor.
sailor: oh ok wait what.
FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli.
ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.