FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli.

ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.

@roxiqt Did you salt and burn it? 🤔
@GraysonBell you know, that would have been the smart thing to do
@roxiqt @GraysonBell Cardiologists have said I need to avoid sodium (i.e., no salt). So I could maybe pepper and burn it, but that would be a waste of perfectly good pepper. So just burn it as the toxic waste that it is.
@roadskater I take it you're not a fan of "Supernatural." The reference of "salt and burn" was how the Winchester brothers would defeat ghosts.