FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli.

ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.

@roxiqt cauliflower always makes me think of Bunnicula Iโ€™m like oh heโ€™s been here every time I pass cauliflower in the store๐Ÿ˜
@marigoldmartine @roxiqt I remember that book. Probably read it 50 times as a kid
@yfkysf @roxiqt Same, and the sequel The Celery Stalks at Midnight. I will never come up with a title that good ๐Ÿ™ƒ