im the hell dudemy daughter is going to a fancy high school and the student handbook says all incoming 7th graders are required to have a fursona
jokes aside, they do have a very comprehensive handbook and one section is about a mysterious game, "Killer," that is "traditionally played by some members of the community," often involves breaking the law, gambling, and occasionally students getting arrested, and it says playing Killer is strictly forbidden and will be punished severely and all she and i want to do now is play Killer because it sounds incredibly rad
hmm getting radder https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassin_(game)
steve jackson had a rulebook for this shit back in 1982 holy cow
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alex the knife emoji haver 🔪@helldude Aah (hell)dude it's so fun, we play it at SCA events sometimes
Men’s Wearhouse Official@helldude We played this in college with water guns. Everyone started carrying small ones in their socks and having super soakers in their trunk for drive bys and it was full tilt the most rad shit ever.
Sven@helldude Holy shit, this sounds awesome.
Rock Strongo@helldude well we know you’re an expert in poisons
senatorwario@helldude we played this in my house at uchicago and i won by betraying a good friend, it’s the best
Heurism Lives@helldude we used to play back in the day. But holy hell, no way you could get away with it now.
@heurism what is it?? the intentional vagueness just makes it sound cool as hell
Machoo Broooon@helldude I think at my uni it was called Assassins and it was hella rad.
Damagednotion@helldude I am going to see if I can find out about this. It sounds cool as shit.
💰TRILLIONAIRE💰@helldude you had me at "killer"
sue in brooklyn@helldude https://www.nytimes.com/1999/05/15/nyregion/a-killing-game-at-schools-turns-worrisome.html
A 'Killing' Game at Schools Turns Worrisome
Assassination game and others like it are being played by students at dozens of schools and colleges across US, such as Staples High School in Westport, Conn, where is has become spring distraction; are inspired by 1982 movie, Tag: The Assassination Game, in which college students shoot each other with rubber darts, until one student begins using rubber bullets; some students express concern, in aftermath of shootings at Columbine High School in Littleton, Colo, that left 15 dead; photo (M)
Fayette County Bigfoot@helldude My mom works at an elementary school and they had a problem several years ago with students swallowing large amounts of cinnamon.The Cinnamon Challenge or something. Kids are special.
j @helldude are you absolutely certain you're not enlisting your child in some kind of furry-themed death game
skrrt_vonnegut@helldude You want a really fucked up RPG?
http://www.donatebytes.com/fatal.pdf
nsfw and i'm so fucking sorry
Character creation includes "anal circumference"
@skrrt_vonnegut not clicking
𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐃𝐚𝐝@skrrt_vonnegut @helldude my friend wants me (an RPG newb) to join his D&D group and I need to sneak this into my character design somehow.
@FatherMcGruder @helldude half orc with 4 inch diameter areolas and an asshole you can't even fit a pencil in
Paco with a bun@helldude I’m sorry but how do you break the law with foam darts?
lyon@helldude so what's her fursona
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥dead ice agents♥
Teddy@helldude wow, schools requiring parents to provide even more supplies for their kids to make up for budget cuts, smh