sue in brooklyn

@sueinbrooklyn
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yeah.
f’ing hell. twitter is a mess & this whole thing with “instances” is confusing as fuck. good night and good luck
@ascannerburkely i guess the positivity honeymoon is over for mastodon
i keep forgetting that this website exists
before twitter we would write our jokes on post-it notes and put them up around town

i dont have super strong feelings about burt reynolds but he was a humongous star when i was a little kid, and also he was pretty good in deliverance and boogie nights

most other stuff he kind of seemed like a jock dick, which im sure he at least in part was - also he stiffed Loni Anderson out of $200K in spousal support for like 20 years which makes him a hero of divorced men everywhere i guess

RIP king

jokes aside, they do have a very comprehensive handbook and one section is about a mysterious game, "Killer," that is "traditionally played by some members of the community," often involves breaking the law, gambling, and occasionally students getting arrested, and it says playing Killer is strictly forbidden and will be punished severely and all she and i want to do now is play Killer because it sounds incredibly rad
my daughter is going to a fancy high school and the student handbook says all incoming 7th graders are required to have a fursona
my hideous followers, or "the smallfolk" as i call them, are mewling piteously for so-called "good content" -- but those animals can eat bofa boys gifs and dick jokes, they nauseate me