my daughter is going to a fancy high school and the student handbook says all incoming 7th graders are required to have a fursona
jokes aside, they do have a very comprehensive handbook and one section is about a mysterious game, "Killer," that is "traditionally played by some members of the community," often involves breaking the law, gambling, and occasionally students getting arrested, and it says playing Killer is strictly forbidden and will be punished severely and all she and i want to do now is play Killer because it sounds incredibly rad
Assassin (game) - Wikipedia

steve jackson had a rulebook for this shit back in 1982 holy cow
@helldude that game is dope we always played at my high school and it got wayyy out of hand
@helldude remember when that poor bastard got targeted by the FBI because they couldn’t tell the difference between actual hacking and rolling a 20 for a critical success?