@senatorwario

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Official Mastodon account of U.S. Senator Wario.
pronounshe/him
I'm One Hell of a Dude

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AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF TOOTING INTO THE LATE HOURS OF THE NIGHT
AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF
HOW DID I GET HERE
the hold steady is just a mediocre bruce springsteen cover band

PETITION to bring Ice-T over from bird site and see if he's powerful enough to single handedly moderate the entire Federated Timeline.

imagine something like John Henry versus the steam engine, but incredibly online. the MOST online.

mastodon is the bob ross of social media
when you retweet someone on mastodon
it's illegal to be thirsty for followers on mastodon
blizzard fucked up by naming it battle for azeroth instead of battle of azeroth, it could've been bofa instead of bfa