my daughter is going to a fancy high school and the student handbook says all incoming 7th graders are required to have a fursona
jokes aside, they do have a very comprehensive handbook and one section is about a mysterious game, "Killer," that is "traditionally played by some members of the community," often involves breaking the law, gambling, and occasionally students getting arrested, and it says playing Killer is strictly forbidden and will be punished severely and all she and i want to do now is play Killer because it sounds incredibly rad

@helldude You want a really fucked up RPG?

http://www.donatebytes.com/fatal.pdf

nsfw and i'm so fucking sorry

Character creation includes "anal circumference"

@skrrt_vonnegut not clicking
@skrrt_vonnegut @helldude my friend wants me (an RPG newb) to join his D&D group and I need to sneak this into my character design somehow.
@FatherMcGruder @helldude half orc with 4 inch diameter areolas and an asshole you can't even fit a pencil in