alex the knife emoji haver πŸ”ͺ

@Chatvert
330 Followers
344 Following
1.7K Posts
"shahvair". they/them. gay trash. mentally ill with no mentally chill. walking meme. i owned a man on twitter just to watch him cry. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡©πŸ‡΄πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡­

OK so Olivette Otele has just become the first black woman to be made professor of history in Britain and it turns out she fucking rules. Here are some excerpts from an interview thing she did:

- What book in your field should everyone read?
- The Bible, the Quran and the Communist Manifesto.
- Tudors or Stuarts?
- Tudors and Oyo Empire.
- Cromwell or Charles I?
- I would rather choose Owain GlyndΕ΅r.

Also she speaks like eight languages

I love this so much
how about instead of wesley snipes he's nestle snipes and he produces chocolate using slave labor
me: and then they took vape ape away from me. they killed him. in front of me.
actual gorilla: what
me: wait gorillas can talk
gorilla: yeah

And don't forget it was 45 that cut funding to investigate white supremacist groups specifically.

What's happening isn't magic.

Halloween: cool, orange, no family get together
Christmas: bad, cold, family get togethers based on weird guilt, alienating due to everyone being at least 10 years older than me
trump is just 6ix9ine for boomers
i'm done with politics, this is the only ruler i'll accept
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Help me out Mastodon - are there any quotes or image macros that make Alex Jones look even more ridiculous than the infamous "gay frogs" line? This infowars sticker guy is goddamn persistent

Preferably not anything obviously satirical or exaggerated. I don't want it to come across as a made-up attack, just as a genuine exposure of how insane the guy is