CrimeDadPSA: Be careful about those respirator masks...
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I suppose this will do.
CrimeDadWild strawberries?
Spotted them while mowing my lawn this afternoon.
#macro #strawberry
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Spotted them while mowing my lawn this afternoon.
#macro #strawberry
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NYSloth
Rip bozo.
Looks like either an ant or small wasp was trapped by one of our #venusflytraps today. You obviously can't tell from the photo, but it's still alive and moving in there, futilely trying to escape.
#venusflytrap #carnivorousplant #insect #bug #macro
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Looks like either an ant or small wasp was trapped by one of our #venusflytraps today. You obviously can't tell from the photo, but it's still alive and moving in there, futilely trying to escape.
#venusflytrap #carnivorousplant #insect #bug #macro
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[image][discussion][OC] Make these trucks illegal, please.
Look at this ridiculous monster truck parked next to my normal Mazda lol. These things should be made illegal on public roads and their drivers probably belong in reeducation camps.
#fuckcars #monstertruck #gmc #mazda #vehicularhomicide #newjersey #hatchback #pickup
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Look at this ridiculous monster truck parked next to my normal Mazda lol. These things should be made illegal on public roads and their drivers probably belong in reeducation camps.
#fuckcars #monstertruck #gmc #mazda #vehicularhomicide #newjersey #hatchback #pickup
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mizuI need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? - Lemmy.world
Please donβt ask why I need this. It would be great if the food also made me sweat less. It has to be something I can easily find. EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION: - I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities. - I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere. - I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere. - I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully). - Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself. - If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets. Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.
My wife (trying to make a point): This isβ
Me: π΅the story of a girl, who cried a river and drowned the who world, and she looks...πΆ
My wife: *slams door as she leaves the house with our child*
Get in the car, loser. We're going to stab Caesar.
Someone nearby is selling a radial arm saw on Craigslist. I never heard of that tool before so I looked up how they work and I think I am very much better off without one. No thanks.