I know you're jealous that I got a sweet #timelapse video of the #LunarEclipse this morning. Try not to cry from envy.

(TBF, the moon was half into the umbra and literally seconds before I pressed the shutter button on the camera it disappeared behind clouds)

https://peertube.wtf/w/wYpMHgYopQHJEKp84vyAHJ

#moon #anticlimax #YouHaveBeenWarned #lakeerie

#OpenLetter...

#Dear... #BhangraFriends...

Please #BeAdvised that #TheFollowingPerformance #Contains #FlashingImages and #Dancing...

#LotsAndLots of #Dancing...

#YouHaveBeenWarned....

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#BhangraEmpire: Fall 2025 #DanceOff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLvsmBU9Weo

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #StillAliveSunday...!

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin' but we #AllManaged to #Survive the #Pie and #TheFifthElephant #LivesOn to #Play #AnotherNight...

I #Think #IT's #Probably #WorthExplaining the #RaspberryYoghurtSituation; because #SomePeople don't #Understand #TheRules about #Strawberries, which are #TotallyOverRated...

#Since we have 500,000-#Characters / #Toot in the #MastodonSpyBalloon, I'm #VeryTempted to use #AllOfThem... #InSomeDetail...

#This could #TakeAWhile and #IT might #PossiblyBurst the #MastodonSpyBalloon; so, we #Recommend:

• #Coffee;
• #Biscuits;
• A #BaconSammidge;
• A #FancyHat;
• An #AttentionSpan; and,
• #SomeBullets...

You are #Free to #CheckOut #AtAnyPoint...

#YouHaveBeenWarned...

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I ended up #walking about 15 miles around London yesterday, on a photography workshop.

Drizzling and cold, but I had so much fun and I feel quite inspired.
Around 500 photos to sort through, and then I'll probably post a few.
#YouHaveBeenWarned 😂

I don't know who needs to hear this, but...
If a squirrel wanders close to you while you are sitting still drinking wine, and you think it might be funny to startle that squirrel, just know that a panicked squirrel might just run up your leg and make you spill your wine.

#wisdomDrop #squirrels #SquirrelsOfMastodon #YouHaveBeenWarned