Waaaaaaaa

My bread didnt rise. Apparently 2022 expired yeast is not recommended..derp..

I tried anyways and made buns..nope.. doughy gross texture center..lesson learned..

#baking
#WhatNotToDo

Very interesting Guardian article about how people from China and US have flipped their view of each other recently.
No doubt both countries (and most others) have massive social problems and #propaganda and #disinformation is rife in each.
#Europe can learn from both #WhatNotToDo

https://www.theguardian.com/world/ng-interactive/2026/mar/13/chinamaxxing-social-media-trend-gen-z-china-us?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

A Classic Example of What Not to Do

Hello, everyone! Lazarus here. I was talking with Emerson about this web design class he was sitting in today, and we both came to the conclusion that I would be Immediately Sacked if I ever taught a web design class in real life. However, that did not stop my exceedingly sleepy brainhole from vividly imagining a darker universe in which I was, in fact, put in charge of teaching Web Design Class.

Here are a few, very imaginary scenarios of me teaching said class.

As you can see, I should never ACTUALLY teach Web Design Class. I am far too cantankerous for that. However, I found it hysterically funny to imagine these scenes.

I should probably skitter off and get some more sleep. Before I leave, however, have one more, completely unrelated scenario as a treat.

I hope y’all enjoyed my Sleepy Brainhole Fiction. Jesus indeed wept this day.

Stay tuned for more magic!

-Lazarus ✨🪕

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#chronicFatigue #Emerson #fiction #INeedANap #Microfiction #shitposting #sleepDeprivation #teaching #webDesign #whatNotToDo #whereTheFuckIsMyInternalScreamingTag

Sometimes I really miss living in Australia... a direct quote from this down under story reads "We never thought we’d have to say this, but don’t lick ice sculptures in public,” https://nypost.com/2024/12/12/world-news/man-finds-himself-in-sticky-situation-at-sydneys-pitt-st-mall/

#australia #holidayseason #Sydney #aussie #christmas #IceSculpture #WhatNotToDo #ice #sillyseason #holidays

Elon Musk Had Twins With His Top Neuralink Executive, But They Never Dated — She Explains 'He Wants Smart People To Have Kids, So He Encouraged Me To' And He's The Person She 'Admires Most In The World'

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-had-twins-top-225513548.html
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#WhatNotTodo
#FuckSluts making babies
#WhereIsDaddy
#IfImSoRichWhereIsMyDad

Holy fucking shit, if you're trying to get on someone's podcast don't fucking insult them. Even if it's not intentional, you do that you're not getting on the fucking show.

I just had a call with a person who does sort of what I do. But then said oh you do "X" you must have lots of unhappy clients. What the actual fuck?! And then she kept going as if she didn't just shove her foot up their ass!

#Podcasting #GuestAppearances #WhatNotToDo

Let's make our app look bland and then complain that there is no user interaction.

#WhatNotToDo

the chaotic energy on the #birdapp in the last few days is something else :)

#clownshow
#mdm #verifythis
#platformsandpolicies
#whatnottodo #birdchief
#birbapp #birdsitemonster

i’ve had more fun on the #birbapp over the past week just watching elmo mush meltdown publicly ignoring his other business interests than i've had in the past few years

#chieftwat #birdchief
#birdsitefails #birdappexodus
#whatnottodo #businesslessons