I’m sitting here, managing 7 different workstreams, 5 different environments,150 apps, all with no budget for tooling or training and with a team of 5 engineers and a sixth who I can’t use, all of whom are burnt out from constantly context switching and I’m just sitting here thinking, “Damn, only having to manage two or three swim lanes would make for such an amazing break right now.”

So yeah, if you’re looking for a #DevOps or #SRE manager with 25 years experience to come join your team, let me know! I love the idea of having a semi-realistic number of plates spinning and maybe a team that is just normally understaffed instead of so completely understaffed that it sits in the realm of the absurd.

Looking for a remote job where being treated as an adult human is not a thing that needs to be fought for but is the baseline standard for the company.

#getfedihired #opentowork #INeedANap

Ooops, I Guess I Forgot To Sleep

…. Because I found this hilarious meme.

But first, a Scenario.

My mother, Hera: INTEGRATED??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SYSTEM INTEGRATED?!? THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

Me, having just changed my name on Facebook to Lazarus:

Thanks, frog meme people. Now, goodnight, hopefully. 🤣

Stay tuned for more magic!

-Lazarus

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A Classic Example of What Not to Do

Hello, everyone! Lazarus here. I was talking with Emerson about this web design class he was sitting in today, and we both came to the conclusion that I would be Immediately Sacked if I ever taught a web design class in real life. However, that did not stop my exceedingly sleepy brainhole from vividly imagining a darker universe in which I was, in fact, put in charge of teaching Web Design Class.

Here are a few, very imaginary scenarios of me teaching said class.

As you can see, I should never ACTUALLY teach Web Design Class. I am far too cantankerous for that. However, I found it hysterically funny to imagine these scenes.

I should probably skitter off and get some more sleep. Before I leave, however, have one more, completely unrelated scenario as a treat.

I hope y’all enjoyed my Sleepy Brainhole Fiction. Jesus indeed wept this day.

Stay tuned for more magic!

-Lazarus ✨🪕

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Slow Day

Hey, everyone. Lazarus here. I’ve been up since roughly 5 AM after I woke myself up from a dead sleep attempting to explain to  aloud why Emerson in the dream had a habit of lingering in public spaces silently and menacingly and not much has happened after that, so today’s post will likely be pretty short. I’m in grave need of a nap, to be entirely honest.

Have memes. ✨

Stay tuned for more magic, ya gremlins. But after a nap. DEFINITELY after a nap. ✨🤣

-Lazarus

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In celebration of The Nap … a short period of sleep, typically taken during daytime hours. The Art of Sleeping?

1) Carolus-Duran
2) Lucien Freud
3) Ramon Marti Alsina

#nap #siesta #thenap #thesiesta #napping #catnap #powernap #art #artist #artworld #charlesaugusteemileduran #lucianfreud #carolusduran #ramonmartialsina #kunst #peinture #thesleepingman #sleep #sleeping #ineedanap #ilovenapping #theartofsleep #theartofnapping

Today is going to be long and difficult. It’s 9:28am and I am already exhausted. Yippee, right?

I got home at about 12:20am this morning. I had a glass of water and went to sleep a little before 1:00. I woke up about 5:30. Yeah, I’m tired.

The show was fun. I think for the first time I may have seen Iron Maiden showing its age a little. We know the drummer had a minor stroke not long ago, and he’s let it be known that there are things that he used to be able to do that he is no longer physically able to do. Was that why the set was somewhat lacking in classics? Maybe. Was that why the band was… and I mean this in the most respectful way possible… somewhat less than tight? Probably not. I mean, as great as a live band as they are let us be frank with ourselves and admit that they were never really that tight. They always had their moments where things would lock in and the results would be spectacular, but over all? Yeah, they could be sloppy. Rhythmically, mostly. Tempos were always a little weird. Guitar leads and vocals would slide in and out of time here and there. These aren’t criticisms at all. Not at all. It’s just how they play. Always has been. It’s just that last night those moments seemed maybe a little more frequent and maybe a little more obvious. Vocally there were some struggles. Timing wise for the most part, but pitch wise too. Bruce is 66 years old. Over all he was amazing, as usual… he just wasn’t quite as perfect as he used to be.

Again, these are not complaints at all. Not even a little bit. They are just observations from a picky music school nerd who clearly loved every second of the show… and I clearly loved every second of the show. It was great.

The highlight for me was Fear of the Dark. I used to think I was the only one around who really dug that song, but the crowd went berserk when they played it. We were in the back row of the middle level and couldn’t see the stage at all if we stood up. Still, when Fear of the Dark started half of the people in front of us stood up and went nuts. I guess I’m not the only one who loves that particular song.

They only hit the first record (still my favorite) once. They played Iron Maiden… the song from the album of the same name from the band of the same name. It was one of those moments where the tempo was alarmingly slow, and Bruce let the crowd sing a lot of it. Totally understandable, but the second that Dave Murray started playing it, your humble narrator here was on cloud nine.

Now if he can also just get through the work day so he can get himself a little more sleep. Hang in there, tired people!

https://robertjames1971.blog/2024/11/07/tough-day-ahead-2/

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Tough Day Ahead

Today is going to be long and difficult. It’s 9:28am and I am already exhausted. Yippee, right? I got home at about 12:20am this morning. I had a glass of water and went to sleep a little bef…

Inside the Red Head's Head
Did some scent training with my boy, and then went on what I call a sniffari. Then I got my college homework done for the weekend and got started on my piles of laundry that need to be done. Now all I gotta do is tackle dishes and cook dinner; I'm thinking maybe #Vegan fully loaded baked potatoes. Life is hard, but damn does it feel good to get stuff accomplished. My #Fibro flair and #POTS attacks are getting to me now, but I gotta get stuff done. Can't fall behind again.
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Viva == complete!

It was very long and intense, and not an experience I want to repeat any time soon.

Result is passed with corrections - but exactly what that means and how long I'll have to do them is still being decided and stuff

Thanks to everyone who has supported me thus far!

The Journey Continues!

#PhD #Viva #INeedANap #WhyIsntThatATagYet

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Once again, I am waiting for my kid to finish her workterm job. So I sit in Starbucks, sipping a strawberry Macha and writing. I'd sooner be napping tbh haha
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