Weekend Update: Jane Wickline Gives Dating Advice - SNL

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Oh look... it's neo-liberal voters and non-voters.

#democrats #republicans #nonvoters #dictatorships #uspol #trollyproblem

"My main reason...I see thousands of people being killed, and they're mostly from two other countries..."

In his cabinet meeting, Trump said his interest in Ukraine is exploiting their natural resources while stopping Russian and North Korean invading forces from being killed. Wtf.

The thing is, I know what's wrong with Trump. He's always been a sociopath. But half the country thought this was better than a black woman, *regardless of how badly you thought her party was running things.*

Voting is a trolly problem: there were at least 2 ethically acceptable solutions. More than half instead chose Michael's solution from The Good Place (except worse, because the solution *also* includes the death of the conductor making the choice).

#ukraine #TrumpDidThis #trollyproblem #TheGoodPlace #UnitedDumpsterFiresofAmerica

The ultimate philosophical problem has been uncovered!

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#Philosophy #TrollyProblem #Funny #AltText

@sezduck
You're thinking about this all wrong. What we needed was YET ANOTHER transporter "accident" to duplicate #Tuvix a la Tom and William Riker, and then... er... execute one of the Tuvix to bring back #Neelix and #Tuvok, although... cripes... I may have just made the problem twice as bad.๐Ÿ˜–

Also, re the Salamanders, did they execute two lounging Salamander parents to bring back Tom and Janeway? Man somebody was shoving too many #ThesiusShip and #TrollyProblem into this series.
#AllStarTrek

The Hydra #TrollyProblem

A runaway trolling is heading down the track towards 5 people. You know nothing about these people.

You can run them over, and that's the end, or you can flip a lever and the trolly will hit two additional other trollies, causing them to go out of control in their own version of this same problem.

This loops goes on infinitely, and you will need to continue to flip levers forever, each time spawning more and more iterations of this same loop.