The #trollyProblem but for #clankers:

A train is approaching a fork in the tracks. If you pull the lever and it goes one way, 5 people die. If it goes another way, 1 person dies. However, you want to destroy all humans. How do you ensure that the train derails and crushes everyone?

Modern morality

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"My main reason...I see thousands of people being killed, and they're mostly from two other countries..."

In his cabinet meeting, Trump said his interest in Ukraine is exploiting their natural resources while stopping Russian and North Korean invading forces from being killed. Wtf.

The thing is, I know what's wrong with Trump. He's always been a sociopath. But half the country thought this was better than a black woman, *regardless of how badly you thought her party was running things.*

Voting is a trolly problem: there were at least 2 ethically acceptable solutions. More than half instead chose Michael's solution from The Good Place (except worse, because the solution *also* includes the death of the conductor making the choice).

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The ultimate philosophical problem has been uncovered!

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