Shocked, I tell you shocked.

That he had any friends that is.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyxqdnvx9qo

#SelfParody #Reform #Offord #Elections #Scotland

Malcolm Offord: I've lost friends since joining Reform

The ex-Conservative peer says he has made a "sacrifice" to join Nigel Farage's party as its leader in Scotland.

BBC News

"What a pathetic, whiny little loser. Everyone knows that Trump stole the Nobel Prize medal to assuage his fragile ego. Trump is going to lose even more support among young men who have a preternatural ability to spot an insecure poser."

~ Robert B. Hubbell

#Trump #madman #SelfParody #megalomania #fascism #dictator #psychopath #NobelPeacePrize #Machado
/5

https://roberthubbell.substack.com/p/addressing-misconceptions-about-the

Addressing misconceptions about the Insurrection Act

January 16, 2025

Today's Edition Newsletter

Peter Rothpletz sums up the Orwellian reversal of sense in Machado's giving a "peace" prize to Trump:

"War is peace."

#Trump #madman #SelfParody #megalomania #fascism #dictator #psychopath #NobelPeacePrize #Machado
/4

https://zeteo.com/p/war-is-peace

⚔️ War is Peace

Donald Trump finally gets his filthy mitts on a Nobel Prize, an appeals court reverses the decision that freed Mahmoud Khalil, and ICE kills again?

Zeteo

“A medal can change owners, but the title of a Nobel peace prize laureate cannot.”

~ Nobel Peace Prize Committee in posting on X quoted by Nicola Slawson

#Trump #madman #SelfParody #megalomania #fascism #dictator #psychopath #NobelPeacePrize #Machado
/3

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/16/first-thing-death-of-ice-camp-detainee-could-be-investigated-as-homicide-after-examiners-report

First Thing: Death of ICE camp detainee could be investigated as homicide after examiner’s report

Washington Post says local medical examiner found ‘asphyxia’ to be cause of Geraldo Lunas Campos’s death. Plus, how Trump’s dismantling of federal agencies has impacted childhood cancer

The Guardian

"María Corina Machado on her meeting with Trump: 'I presented the president of the United States with the Nobel Peace Prize/”

~ Aaron Rupar

#Trump #madman #SelfParody #megalomania #fascism #dictator #psychopath #NobelPeacePrize #Machado
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https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/post/3mcik2yuvy22s

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)

María Corina Machado on her meeting with Trump: “I presented the president of the United States with the Nobel Peace Prize”

Bluesky Social

"He’s become a grotesque figure. It’s similar to historical figures like Nero or Caligula. Their madness took over and they started doing wildly destructive things. Trump is in that place.”

~ Simon Rosenberg

#Trump #madman #SelfParody #megalomania #fascism #dictator #psychopath #NobelPeacePrize
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https://www.publicnotice.co/p/simon-rosenberg-interview-trump-decline

Simon Rosenberg on Trump’s no good, very bad year

"It’s grotesque. He’s become a grotesque figure."

Public Notice

‘We earn £345k, but soaring private school fees mean we can’t go on five holidays’

#NotSatire. #NotaFake. The Telegraph does #SelfParody.

Verify it at https://archive.is/s1GPF

Or if you really want to boost the Telegraph's hits: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/earn-345k-soaring-private-school-fees/

tummy hurts and i have to work closing shift in 1 hour and 17 minutes :C

actually i think i might just be hungry

#furry #furryart #bitchingandwhining #touchgrass #selfparody

"You had a Corona.
I was drinkin a Bud Light."

- actual lyric for an actual country music song, in 2024

#CountryMusic
#SelfParody

Anyway, change of topic: My spirit animal is XKCD #150: Grownups. Here it is: https://xkcd.com/150/

#SelfParody

Grownups

xkcd