Mastodawn

github #copilot has started saying "reticulating splines" and "bribing the hamster" during it's thinking phase.

A new One Nation MP in South Australia has revealed in his maiden speech that he is gay, and that his partner is Muslim immigrant.

Pauline Hanson’s head may actually explode.

#auspol #NotSatire

Aabra Mastodon, PDX stereotype Apr 29

Matt Singer crosses state lines, eats everything on the Denny's "Masters of the Universe" menu including the He-Man burger #notsatire #pray4Matt https://screencrush.com/dennys-masters-of-the-universe-review/

JustKathy Apr 9

#Satire #NotSatire from Australia's "The Shovel."

https://theshovel.com.au/2026/04/08/big-day-for-suspected-war-criminals/

Big Week for Suspected War Criminals — The Shovel

“One of them has been arrested and will face a criminal trial, as you would expect in a properly-functioning democratic nation. The other is the President of the United States”.

The Shovel

Claire McNab Apr 7

#CodyDahler latest:

"So you don't know why this crusty orange ball sack has gone full Death Star and threatened to end an entire civilization tonight. But you don't want to look like a thicky thicky dumb dumb in front of all your mates. Here's a quick rundown before the wrld ends, I guess".

#Trump #Iran #Civilization #Civilusation #NotSatire #ThickyThickyDumbDumb