doctorambientI just don't get #Christianity anymore.
(Joke. I unfortunately fully understand what's happening here.)
#christiannationalism #fakeexpert #bullshit #wtf #selfparody #satireisdead
Eggs now in different baskets.@lilithsaintcrow Good piece but the problem is that, while it is attempting to be satire it basically is just a description of the here and now.
Such sentiments will a feature of meetings at all levels right now in all of the companies pushing AI.
Like these reported comments from SatyaNadella.
@Nonilex I did actually have to check too.
Not that I doubt you in any way.
So, when are they going to release the rest of the Epstein files?
@statsguy But look at the detail. There is a small part of the agreement concerning vegetables in general and legumes in particular.
This is really important as it means that Starmer can stand outside Downing Street and wave a copy of the agreement whilst stating "Peas in our time!".
That is why appeasement is so important!
Grutjes"Kabinet is voorzichtig iets kritischer. VS optreden roept 'vraagtekens' op en is volgens Van Weel 'niet in lijn met het internationaal recht'.
Althans, niet op basis van de informatie die hij nu heeft, zei hij er nadrukkelijk bij"
Ook Van Weel:
'We moeten leren de taal van de macht te spreken'
Van Weel laat 'geen traan' om Maduro, maar kritiek richting VS groeit
De Tweede Kamer en het kabinet zijn het min of meer eens dat de gevangen genomen Venezolaanse president Nicolás Maduro zijn land naar de knoppen heeft geholpen. Alleen de acties van de Amerikanen zijn moeilijk te rijmen met het internationaal recht.
Arnd Layer@wackJackle
I think we should call NOW the ‚post satire era‘
Adam Jacobs 🇺🇦Well that ought to clinch it.
If the Nobel Peace Prize committee won't listen to the word of an indicted war criminal, then who will they listen to?
Netanyahu nominating Trump for Nobel Peace Prize begins a secretive process
U.S. President Donald Trump has been nominated again for the Nobel Peace Prize. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu told Trump on Monday that he recommended him for the prestigious award. Trump has been nominated several times by people within the U.S. as well as politicians abroad. That’s only one small step in the secretive process. Nominations can be made by a select group of people and organizations, including heads of state or politicians serving at a national level. The nominations aren’t announced by the committee, and the Nobel statutes prohibit the judges from discussing their deliberations for 50 years. But those doing the nominating may choose to make their recommendations public.
August PamplonaI thought that this was satire.
Not when we live in the most stupid timeline ever, it is not.
#satireIsDead
#MAPA (Make America Poor Again)
https://www.instagram.com/p/DKQyp_vx5ow/
Zachary Rubin, MD on Instagram: "🚨 Raw Milk Stunt at the White House? 🚨 RFK Jr. and Paul Saladino just took shots of raw milk on White House grounds—yes, unpasteurized milk. Meanwhile, Saladino’s beef tallow and supplement line was strategically placed in the background. This isn’t wellness—it’s performance art mixed with pseudoscience. Raw milk may sound natural, but it can carry E. coli, Listeria, Campylobacter, and Salmonella—all bacteria that can cause serious illness, especially in kids, pregnant women, and immunocompromised people. Pasteurization isn’t a conspiracy. It’s a public health win that’s saved countless lives. Promoting risky behavior while pushing supplements? That’s not health advocacy. That’s marketing. We need science in the White House, not stunts. #rawmilk #publichealth #doctor"
14K likes, 991 comments - rubin_allergy on May 29, 2025: "🚨 Raw Milk Stunt at the White House? 🚨 RFK Jr. and Paul Saladino just took shots of raw milk on White House grounds—yes, unpasteurized milk. Meanwhile, Saladino’s beef tallow and supplement line was strategically placed in the background. This isn’t wellness—it’s performance art mixed with pseudoscience. Raw milk may sound natural, but it can carry E. coli, Listeria, Campylobacter, and Salmonella—all bacteria that can cause serious illness, especially in kids, pregnant women, and immunocompromised people. Pasteurization isn’t a conspiracy. It’s a public health win that’s saved countless lives. Promoting risky behavior while pushing supplements? That’s not health advocacy. That’s marketing. We need science in the White House, not stunts. #rawmilk #publichealth #doctor".
Nttnppst 
"we want greenland and btw could you give us some eggs?
yours,
USA"
https://swedenherald.com/article/usa-asks-denmark-for-help-in-the-egg-crisis
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