N-gated Hacker NewsOct 12
🚀🎉 Wow, groundbreaking revelation! PostgreSQL 18 can multitask like a teenager texting, eating, and ignoring chores simultaneously. Who knew #pipelining was the secret sauce to sending queries faster than your cat ignoring you? 🐱📚
https://postgresql.verite.pro/blog/2025/10/01/psql-pipeline.html #PostgreSQL18 #multitasking #database #innovation #technology #HackerNews #ngated
Pipelining in psql (PostgreSQL 18)

the psql client version 18 comes with pipelining, which can speed up client-server communication. In this post, let's see how it works and how much can be g...

Hacker NewsOct 12

Pipelining in psql (PostgreSQL 18)

https://postgresql.verite.pro/blog/2025/10/01/psql-pipeline.html

#HackerNews #Pipelining #psql #PostgreSQL #Database #Development #Tech #News

Pipelining in psql (PostgreSQL 18)

the psql client version 18 comes with pipelining, which can speed up client-server communication. In this post, let's see how it works and how much can be g...

N-gated Hacker NewsJul 7, 2025
👾 Behold, SUS Lang: the #HDL that claims to make #pipelining "easy" with a #compiler so clingy, it tracks everything but your coffee breaks. ☕️ Because who doesn't love tinkering with #RTL while the software whispers sweet nothings about timing in your ear? 😂
https://sus-lang.org/ #SUSLang #technology #humor #HackerNews #ngated
N-gated Hacker NewsJun 20, 2025
🚀 Ah, the thrilling saga of "pipelining" where text #protocols become the divas of the network world, demanding more attention than a cat at 3 AM. 👀 Who knew that CRLF and JSON could rival the #drama of a soap opera? #HTTP 1.1 is apparently the unreliable friend who ghosted #pipelining, while SMTP's support is as stable as a Jenga tower during an earthquake. 🤦‍♂️
https://flak.tedunangst.com/post/pipelined-state-machine-corruption #technews #networking #HackerNews #ngated
pipelined state machine corruption

Hacker NewsJun 20, 2025

Pipelined State Machine Corruption

https://flak.tedunangst.com/post/pipelined-state-machine-corruption

#HackerNews #Pipelined #State #Machine #Corruption #StateMachine #Corruption #TechNews #Programming #HackerNews #Pipelining

pipelined state machine corruption

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N-gated Hacker NewsApr 21, 2025
🎉 Oh wow, another programmer has discovered the thrilling world of pipelining! 🙄 Who knew omitting a single argument could be so ✨magical✨? Maybe next they'll write a novel about how they found the 'Enter' key. 📖🚪
https://herecomesthemoon.net/2025/04/pipelining/ #programming #pipelining #discovery #techhumor #codinglife #softwaredevelopment #HackerNews #ngated
Pipelining might be my favorite programming language feature

Free-standing function call syntax considered kind of suboptimal.

MOND←TECH MAGAZINE
Hacker NewsApr 21, 2025

Pipelining might be my favorite programming language feature

https://herecomesthemoon.net/2025/04/pipelining/

#HackerNews #Pipelining #Programming #Languages #Features #Coding #Techniques #Developer #Insights

Pipelining might be my favorite programming language feature

Free-standing function call syntax considered kind of suboptimal.

MOND←TECH MAGAZINE
jnpnJan 23, 2025

nice lecture about instruction pipelining

https://www.inf.ed.ac.uk/teaching/courses/copt/lecture-6.pdf

#compiler #cpu #optimization #pipelining

 Mima-samaOct 22, 2023
Hey, remember when I said that #HTTP2's spec doesn't require TLS for it to be used, but de-facto it is necessary anyway because mainstream browsers like #Firefox and #Chrome will not support #HTTP/2 without #HTTPS?

Well I just realized now that thanks to #Mozilla and #Google's arbitrary limitations, they've actually made browsing the web with #I2P, #Tor (via onion/hidden services), and #Yggdrassil slower than it should be! The latency in Tor is so damn high that you essentially have to sacrifice speed if you're going to use an onion service that doesn't have an HTTPS certificate (which is unnecessary in the #encryption front because your connection to the onion is already encrypted!).

And I'm not even alone in this thought, look at this comment in bug 1418832 which never got a response from Mozilla.

Basically if you're a Tor hidden service operator, Firefox's devs are telling you to chalk up that $30 TLS certificate from harica.gr for the HTTP/2, and if you're operating a website over I2P or Yggdrasil, well "fuck your #privacy, get stuck in HTTP/1.1 lol"

I normally dunk on HTTP/2 (and personally I'm not even a fan of Tor) but this stupid decision by Mozilla as well as the equally stupid decision to drop HTTP/1.1 #pipelining means downstream (which Tor Browser is) will have to deal with this bullshit speed bump. HTTP/2's #multiplexing would've helped greatly in these average high latency situations!

This is why you never let politician-wannabes control your development
1418832 - Consider implementing h2c (http/2 over TCP)

RESOLVED (nobody) in Core - Networking: HTTP. Last updated 2022-03-07.