(He escrito y mandado esto hace un rato, pero parece haber desaparecido)

Aparca ante mi. Se quita la parka, dejando a la vista su hábito negro. Pregunto cuándo. Parcamente responde: "Mañana".

Así habla la parca.

#ficción
#paronomasia

A joke, courtesy of my brother:

MAN 1: My Japanese instructor claims he can hear coins call him.
MAN 2: So, sensei's sense says cents say sensei?

BWA HA HA HA! 🙄

#pun #dadjoke #先生 #paronomasia

Welcome to #MAGA #USA: where the dollar has no sense

#paronomasia

"Is a fairy a gay ferry?"
-- Colleague (in response to a slip of the tongue)

#QOTD #paronomasia #pun #gay

Chaz, shredding poker under the very intense scrutiny of a cat:
"Oh, Mac! Would you like some pork? Here you go... What now, are you Ankh-sting for some Morpork? Ah, if only you could see what I did there..."

Wordplay is wasted on him, alas. He hasn't read the books.

#ankh-morpork #Pratchett #paronomasia #pork