Your Autistic Life 
I know how jacked up we get on Vimalakirti in the West, because he was a layman who went into the brothel and what not.
But he still preached the sinfulness of sex. (According to the text that I do have.) So he still fell short in my book.
Blasphemous!
I much prefer my approach. Enter the brothel, and help my kinky siblings reach the other shore.
Upaya!