Proper brain fart today. In shower looking at my left foot, I'm sure I could spread my toes more than this. I really stretch my toes out, sees nothing happening. Hmm, what's going here? I'm sure after eight years of barefooted shoes I would be able to have more space between my toes...

Then it hit me, I'm spreading the toes on my right foot and I'm looking at my ..........

#Doh #BrainFart #Barefoot #LeftFromRight #Numpty

How to waste money - a new application of AI slop by a useless MSP

http://archive.today/2026.01.14-151816/https://www.thenational.scot/news/25764825.tory-msp-costs-scottish-public-185k-ai-generated-questions/

#AISlop #AI #MSP #Holyrood #Tory #Numpty #Waste

What on earth was Dom doing there? 😂

#lfc #fedifc #numpty #facup

Just spent 30 mins trying to take a photo which meets the criteria for renewing my passport - not easy in the dark winter light.
Finally got one that was fine and discovered I've still got 4yrs left on my current passport anyway.

My ability to be a numpty is genuinely outstanding 🤦

#passport #numpty

LAST WEEK ... #KeirStarmer had complete "confidence" in #AngelaRayner .... This week it's #PeterMandleson!!! :) #Numpty

#EpsteinScandal #MandelsonGate #UKPolitics #PoliticalAccountability #PeterMandleson #USA #DonaldTrump

Uuurrggh. Had this lovely smokey blue vase. But, it was really difficult to clean. So I had the bright idea of soaking it in bleach and water. Turns out the blue colour was only a thin coating on the inside of the vase. Half of it gone now 🤦‍♀️

#vase #numpty

'Big Baggy Bawbag' by The Glaikit Numpties

"Live from the Fendoch Working Men's Club" - 1976

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=digeVd_f3bg

#Bawbag #Glaikit #Numpty