Tragic news in #TheObserver: Keir #Starmer to resign on Monday as leader of the UK's so-called "#LabourParty".
This deprives the world of a re-run of #BorisJohnson's demise. No stream of ministers resigning every hour. No unknown MPs promoted to Cabinet. No wave of Hitler Bunker memes. No breathless polcors.
Instead, the tedium of orderly succession, probably without contest. A great, historic #popcorn moment squandered by a grey man with no sense of comedy. 😡
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