Covid 6th Anniversary - Special report

https://newsthump.com/2026/03/10/6th-anniversary-of-covid-outbreak-provides-perfect-opportunity-for-conspiracy-minded-simpletons-to-identify-themselves/

"As the UK marks the sixth anniversary of the COVID-19 outbreak, and significant portion of the population solemnly reflects on lost loved ones, a much louder, considerably dimmer contingent has seized the moment to once again declare the entire thing a hoax.

A surprisingly number of below average intelligence citizens appear to blissfully ignorant of the more than 200,000 UK deaths, as well as the rather inconvenient fact that they saw hospitals overflowing with their own eyes" ...

#newsthump #covid #satire

Residents of Clacton-on-Sea have unveiled ambitious plans to construct a full-scale replica of Mar-a-Lago in a desperate bid to lure their MP, Nigel Farage, back to the constituency for anything other than a fleeting visit for a couple of selfies.

The proposed resort, to be built between the pier and a suspiciously optimistic “luxury apartments coming soon” sign, will feature gold-plated railings, several rooms dedicated exclusively to talking about immigration, and a life-size cardboard Donald Trump that nods approvingly whenever someone mentions “sovereignty.”

https://newsthump.com/2026/03/07/clacton-to-build-mar-a-lago-replica-in-hope-of-attracting-occasional-visit-from-nigel-farage/

#Fart-Rage #farage #clacton #where #newsthump

The News Thump Perspective

When satire becomes reporting

https://newsthump.com/2026/03/01/if-this-doesnt-take-their-minds-off-epstein-nothing-will-insists-trump

#Satire #NewsThump #Trump

I could not resist posting the link

https://newsthump.com/2026/01/22/supermarket-manager-vows-to-fight-off-us-forces-after-confused-trump-mistakenly-sends-military-to-iceland/

OK, for people outside the UK, Iceland is a supermarket specialising in frozen stuff. Amusingly they diod have a spat with the country over the title but that is another matter.

#Trump #Confusion #Iceland #Dementia #NewsThump

If only mainstream media had honest headlines like this!

Arsehole joins twats:
https://newsthump.com/2026/01/15/arsehole-joins-twats/

#News #Newstodon #NewsTooter #Jenerick #NewsThump

Taliban praises Trump regime for finally just getting police to kill the people they disagree with – NewsThump
https://newsthump.com/2026/01/08/taliban-praises-trump-regime-for-finally-just-getting-police-to-kill-the-people-they-disagree-with/

#Taliban #Trump #newsthump

Stolen Louvre jewellery found safe and sound inside the British museum

https://fedia.io/m/[email protected].works/t/2885717

Man happy to believe any old bullshit as long as it confirms his existing biases

https://fedia.io/m/[email protected].works/t/2875388

Fury as man who threatened to invade Greenland and who uses military against own people fails to win Nobel Peace Prize

https://fedia.io/m/[email protected].works/t/2847803